Tiger Woods Hurt in Car Crash.
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AP Press Release - 12/1/09
This just in. Tiger Woods apparantly is reported to have had a affair with one Emily Smith. Smith claims she has voice mails, text messages, and a discription of Tiger's genitals. :scared
She says there is a distinct marking on Tigers slong.
She is willing to testify in court.
This just in. Tiger Woods apparantly is reported to have had a affair with one Emily Smith. Smith claims she has voice mails, text messages, and a discription of Tiger's genitals. :scared
She says there is a distinct marking on Tigers slong.
She is willing to testify in court.
One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn?t decide between a wood and an iron
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger?s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he?s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn?t decide between a wood and an iron
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger?s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he?s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
got to admit that was funny yyz
you rat bastid
PS - hey yyz - can you go into the cop shooting thread and comment on the cops laughing and shaking hands all around being appropriate so that it was reported in the news.
Your a voice of reason.
well kindas
and gw is a total nutcase
thanks
you rat bastid
PS - hey yyz - can you go into the cop shooting thread and comment on the cops laughing and shaking hands all around being appropriate so that it was reported in the news.
Your a voice of reason.
well kindas
and gw is a total nutcase
thanks
Tiger Woods Sex Text Messages: Alleged Jaimee Grubbs Sexts Released
RadarOnline.com has obtained what it says are sexual text messages that Tiger Woods sent to one of his alleged mistresses, cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs. The racy messages leave no doubt as to what the sender is thinking about:
"I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?" one message read.
Another one from Tiger read, "Send me something very naughty...Go to the bathroom and take (a picture)."
On Wednesday UsMagazine.com promises to post a voicemail Woods left Grubbs. In the voicemail, he supposedly tells Jaimee that he suspects his wife Elin knows about his affair.
I don't ever get caught up in celebrities but I AM SHOCKED that Tiger Woods with ALLLLL that he has been blessed with
has a sex addiction and will admit so to everyone next week on Oprah kurby kurby kurby kurby
has a sex addiction and will admit so to everyone next week on Oprah kurby kurby kurby kurby
The FHP asked Tiger's wife how many time she hit him.... She said, "I don't know....
...but put me down for 5."
:142smilie
...but put me down for 5."
:142smilie
