Tiger Woods Hurt in Car Crash.
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Tiger did say in a facebook post that he and his wife were boring
I guess once a week missionary was not doing it for him huh...
Dis she? I mean it IS Tiger Woods. These girls think they are somebody? No chance he ever took them out, ANYWHERE. He can't go leave the house without 1,000 ppl looking at him. So, they snuck into his room and fucked him:shrug:
I am sure Tiger is out and about while on tour, you think he justs sits in his room, and orders room service? he goes out to bars restaurants, etc dont you think? I guarantee its easy to get chicks if you are any celebrity on the road like him. Chicks like to brag, especially if they slept with a huge celebrity like him.
I know he goes out. What I'm saying is he's not taking these chicks on dates.
this gives a whole new meaning to the often repeated phrase on the golf course when Tiger is teeing off..."IN THE WHOLE":142lmao: :142lmao:
Hey, it's Tiger," he says in the voicemail, obtained by Usmagazine.com (listen above). "I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.
Here is the voicemail link
Here is the voicemail link
what a bitch she is going public with that shit :scared
he's definitely busted now :sadwave:
another "love interest" just made herself known.... that`s 2 more...
the peas are no longer under the cups....
i kinda like him a little more now that i know he`s actually human...
the peas are no longer under the cups....
i kinda like him a little more now that i know he`s actually human...
At least Tiger was not client #9
I'm pretty sure that if he was #9 NONE of these recent events would have occurred and his wife would not know a thing.
I guess he will have to take that route after this:142smilie Just pay for it and move on, no relationship, he probably liked the fact he was getting away with something, the cat is out of the bag now
I'm willing to bet that this leads to divorce and she will be set for life. She'll be set for 1000 lifetimes.
Will be interesting to see how this effects his golf game.
Or is that 'affects' his golf game?
I have a problem with that word.
Will be interesting to see how this effects his golf game.
Or is that 'affects' his golf game?
I have a problem with that word.
Tiger admits to the Affair! Two months before the baby was born...
Tiger admits to the Affair! Two months before the baby was born...
In a statement today on his Web site, Woods says he has not been ?true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.?
He offered his ?profound apology? to his supporters.
His comments came after Us Weekly magazine published a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world?s No. 1 golfer.
Woods didn?t have to say a word to get Florida troopers off his case. The same strategy may be harder to pull off when it comes to the tabloid media probing his private life.
The police inquiry into the early morning car crash involving the world?s most famous athlete came to a close Tuesday, even though Woods refused to talk to the Florida Highway Patrol. Woods was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.
That good news for Woods was tempered by the cover story of Us Weekly magazine.
Jaimee Grubbs told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters ? two months before Woods? wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.
This morning, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail provided by Grubbs that she said was left by Woods on Nov. 24, three days before his early morning car crash. In the voicemail, a man says to Grubbs:
?Hey, it?s, uh, it?s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That?s it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.?
Tiger admits to the Affair! Two months before the baby was born...
In a statement today on his Web site, Woods says he has not been ?true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.?
He offered his ?profound apology? to his supporters.
His comments came after Us Weekly magazine published a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world?s No. 1 golfer.
Woods didn?t have to say a word to get Florida troopers off his case. The same strategy may be harder to pull off when it comes to the tabloid media probing his private life.
The police inquiry into the early morning car crash involving the world?s most famous athlete came to a close Tuesday, even though Woods refused to talk to the Florida Highway Patrol. Woods was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.
That good news for Woods was tempered by the cover story of Us Weekly magazine.
Jaimee Grubbs told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters ? two months before Woods? wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.
This morning, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail provided by Grubbs that she said was left by Woods on Nov. 24, three days before his early morning car crash. In the voicemail, a man says to Grubbs:
?Hey, it?s, uh, it?s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That?s it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.?
Apparently the police asked Tiger?s wife how many times she hit him. She said ?I don?t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.?
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
What?s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn?t decide between a wood and an iron.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn?t fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger?s spraying his balls everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger?s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
Why was Tiger?s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER?S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger?s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood?s shirt is all red- problem is, there?s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They?ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
What?s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn?t decide between a wood and an iron.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn?t fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger?s spraying his balls everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger?s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
Why was Tiger?s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER?S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger?s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood?s shirt is all red- problem is, there?s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They?ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
Tiger released statement
Tiger released statement
kurby serial cheater...unbelieveable...now I have a legit reason to pull against him, whats next Phil Mickelson has a love child:shrug:
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Tiger Woods has just released the following statement on his website:
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."
Tiger released statement
kurby serial cheater...unbelieveable...now I have a legit reason to pull against him, whats next Phil Mickelson has a love child:shrug:
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Tiger Woods has just released the following statement on his website:
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."
