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hedman said:
Hey Assclown,

How did you save money if you paid an attorney to be with you in Court?

Your ticket was $210, today you spend $35 and $5 for parking, leaving $180 towards the Attorney.

Unless you gave him a blowjob, he sure as hell didnt prepare for a Court date, Appear, Sit there, for less then, on the very cheap side, $500. That shit would have been a $2000 flat fee from me or any other associates in my firm.

Also, if the case was dismissed there would have been NO FINE, so why the $35, who did that go too?

Your lies are just about as weak as your actual views.
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Sullo and Sullo, a law firm...I paid them 35 bucks to represent me in court, true story...no bullshit ticket dismissed...
 
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the 35 bucks went to the man who responded to hedgies 'attorney wanted' ad on craigslist.

35 bucks to anyone willing to meet him in houston for 2 hours wearing a suit
 
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layinwood said:
There was nothing about you hiring an attornery that made this happen. It's because the police officer didn't show up. "IF" the state is represented by a witness then they can't prosecute you for it.

The last ticket I recieved was making a right turn on a red. I knew I couldn't do it but my son, 4 at the time, was about to pee on himself and my car so I took the chance. After pulling me over and seeing my son run out of the car and in to the Popeyes he felt bad so he told me to set a court date. I told him I didn't know what to do and he told my wife when he was leaving that they would dismiss it if the state was not represented. Since then I've told everyone I know in this area and they've all gotten out of their tickets.
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:0074 from now on if I get a ticket, I will hire this law firm and give em hell...it took a phone call that was it...never met anyone from there til today when I showed up at court, shook his hand and he told me the cop wasn't there and I was most likely going to get it dismissed...:00hour
 
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hedgehog said:
Sullo and Sullo, a law firm...I paid them 35 bucks to represent me in court, true story...no bullshit ticket dismissed...
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I can't imagine a lawyer, law firm yet, only charging $35 for a 4-5 hour day in court. Gimme a break.

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MadJack said:
I can't imagine a lawyer, law firm yet, only charging $35 for a 4-5 hour day in court. Gimme a break.

:mj07:
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they represented me and about 25 others in court 11 this morning...seriously 35 bucks is all it cost for dismissal...not joking around at all being serious

its fucking traffic court its not like I am a criminal, they make you think you are by the way you are treated but that is another thread for later
 
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fatdaddycool said:
So you give the slut $18.98 for a lap dance huh.
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hedgehog said:
they represented me and about 25 others in court 11 this morning...seriously 35 bucks is all it cost for dismissal...not joking around at all being serious

its fucking traffic court its not like I am a criminal, they make you think you are by the way you are treated but that is another thread for later
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layinwood said:
There was nothing about you hiring an attornery that made this happen. It's because the police officer didn't show up. "IF" the state is represented by a witness then they can't prosecute you for it.

The last ticket I recieved was making a right turn on a red. I knew I couldn't do it but my son, 4 at the time, was about to pee on himself and my car so I took the chance. After pulling me over and seeing my son run out of the car and in to the Popeyes he felt bad so he told me to set a court date. I told him I didn't know what to do and he told my wife when he was leaving that they would dismiss it if the state was not represented. Since then I've told everyone I know in this area and they've all gotten out of their tickets.
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u can't make a right on red in Texas :shrug: Heck we can make a left on red if we are coming from a one way making a turn onto a one way.
 
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layinwood said:
There was nothing about you hiring an attornery that made this happen. It's because the police officer didn't show up. "IF" the state is represented by a witness then they can't prosecute you for it.

The last ticket I recieved was making a right turn on a red. I knew I couldn't do it but my son, 4 at the time, was about to pee on himself and my car so I took the chance. After pulling me over and seeing my son run out of the car and in to the Popeyes he felt bad so he told me to set a court date. I told him I didn't know what to do and he told my wife when he was leaving that they would dismiss it if the state was not represented. Since then I've told everyone I know in this area and they've all gotten out of their tickets.
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Exactly right. I got a ticket in Dallas County, the cop basically told me that he wouldn't show up, and that the ticket would be dismissed. I showed up a few months later and it was dismissed - it was like $265 bucks, so I was happy. If you only had one violation and you spoke English, you pretty much got out. Happy day.:00hour It pays sometimes not to be an asshole to the cop who pulls you over...Not that I'm saying that's my usual tactic, lol.
 
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Exactly right. I got a ticket in Dallas County, the cop basically told me that he wouldn't show up, and that the ticket would be dismissed. I showed up a few months later and it was dismissed - it was like $265 bucks, so I was happy. If you only had one violation and you spoke English, you pretty much got out. Happy day.:00hour It pays sometimes not to be an asshole to the cop who pulls you over...Not that I'm saying that's my usual tactic, lol.
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Did you have to give him a little flash? :popcorn2
 
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