I'd like to bust the last cocksucker right in the chops!
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2009-10-21-airlines-carryons_N.htm
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USAToday: Carry-on baggage rant!
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I'm happy a lot, actually. Matter of fact, when I was at Jack's house a couple years back for the golf outting?........I was happy as hell you weren't there!
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Seriously though, what kind of fucking dick is going to blame the airline's policy for his spilling drinks on someone?
My dad had a good idea. He said, "Let people check their bags for free, and the carry-on should cost you $25!"
People have this shit down pat: They will bring a bag THEY KNOW is far too big to stow on board. At the jetway, an agent will say, "Sir/Ma'am....I'll have to check that for you."
The "stunned" patron then gets all "dear in the headlights", and the agent tells them, "There will be no charge."
As an added bonus, this fucktard gets their bag first! :thefinger
Now, you tell me why these bags are not treated just like "liquids" and such? If you are stupid enough to bring them......you should have to leave them behind.
Now, since they obviously can't do that, why can't they charge that person DOUBLE the normal fee for a checked bag? They have those credit card scanners for drinks while you fly, so you know they have the ability to ding these asshats.......START DOING IT!!!!!!
Flew SWA a couple of weeks ago from FT Lauderdale to KC....friend drops me off and the curb side line looked to long, so I go inside...
5 tethered lines deep, an hour to go, I get in line...2 women yacking to each other are behind me with luggage carts. I have 2 bags to check & one small carry-on.
Every time the line would advance, I was bumped by one of the ladies behind me with the luggage cart. I noticed a woman in front of me with a fucking orange poodle with a service dogtag on it's cute little vest.
Approaching the counter, the lady behind me bumps me one more time and I turn to look at her...she says 'I'm sorry, did I bump into you?' My reply was...'Only every time we've moved forward in this line.' 'Well excuse me, you should have said something' she says...'I am now, I'm not supposed to watch out where you are going.'
Thank goodness she wasn't going to KC...but the biatch with the dog was and I had to sit in the same row with her.
Seatbelt extensions are another story.
5 tethered lines deep, an hour to go, I get in line...2 women yacking to each other are behind me with luggage carts. I have 2 bags to check & one small carry-on.
Every time the line would advance, I was bumped by one of the ladies behind me with the luggage cart. I noticed a woman in front of me with a fucking orange poodle with a service dogtag on it's cute little vest.
Approaching the counter, the lady behind me bumps me one more time and I turn to look at her...she says 'I'm sorry, did I bump into you?' My reply was...'Only every time we've moved forward in this line.' 'Well excuse me, you should have said something' she says...'I am now, I'm not supposed to watch out where you are going.'
Thank goodness she wasn't going to KC...but the biatch with the dog was and I had to sit in the same row with her.
Seatbelt extensions are another story.
I hate people that bring on bags that are twice the size as that carry on cage they have by the door (supposed to be the guideline). Glad someone else is pissed about it, it drives me nuts.
total agreement there. i remember it being kinda ok before 911. now i'd sooner drive 10 hours than fly 2.
geez you guys are sad.
no offense.
just sayin.
....the thing i hate is the "lurkers" at the baggage claim. take a step back ant let everyone else see their bags, you fuckheads!
great, now i'm just like yall whining pussies
See how easy that was!
And your bitch is another of mine as well. It's all COMMON SENSE shit, that selfish pricks don't give a shit about. (Maybe you have a big carry-on, so that part doesn't bother you?)
But yes.......if everyone stood three feet back from the edge of the baggage-go-round, and swooped in when their bag came by, things would flow swell! But, these are all the same asshat!!!! You know....the same clown who pops up in the plane, and clogs the aisle the second the plane stops!!
Where are you going to go????? And they wonder why it takes thirty fucking minutes for 130 people to get off the plane????
Oh, and baggage-go-round guy is the same fucker who while you are at a busy intersection waiting to turn right........pulls up on your left in a big fucking SUV (because you were nice enough to allow enough room), and creeps past your view of the left, so you can't see a goddamned thing coming!
:director: kurby
:director: kurby
:mj07:Oh, and baggage-go-round guy is the same fucker who while you are at a busy intersection waiting to turn right........pulls up on your left in a big fucking SUV (because you were nice enough to allow enough room), and creeps past your view of the left, so you can't see a goddamned thing coming!
:director: kurby
Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!!!! You're right!!!!
I aint never happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUS, in an hour, I have to meet my parents for breakfast, and face a shitload of these assholes on the road!!!!!
I aint never happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUS, in an hour, I have to meet my parents for breakfast, and face a shitload of these assholes on the road!!!!!
Oh, and baggage-go-round guy is the same fucker who while you are at a busy intersection waiting to turn right........pulls up on your left in a big fucking SUV (because you were nice enough to allow enough room), and creeps past your view of the left, so you can't see a goddamned thing coming!
:director: kurby
lmao
You try to creep up in front of the asshole to see what's going on and risk getting broadsided by the normal traffic.
