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Where is Kick, the silence is concerning.me...

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This will pay!! This is called the “yanno/slum make your bookie chit parlay of the day”

And after this hits. Rolling it all on minny +6. Fk You Sportbooks 🖕

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GL Jackers. Make em pay! 💰
Nice work Slum! I really thought the colts were gonna win the way the game was going
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13 point 4 Team teaser @ -140

Las Vegas Raiders - Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles pk

New York Jets - Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars -1.0

Indianapolis Colts - Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks -0.5

Tennessee Titans - San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers pk

Just wondering. So if one were going to lose, which one would it be? :smilies8

If you played these teams on the moneyline at Pinnacle, at current odds, you would be laying (-185).
Thanks Yanno, I usually do these and did it bigger after seeing your post. Seattle added a couple years to my life tho… 🙄
 

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At every Sportsbook on Planet Earth if you lose any leg of a teaser, you lose your wager.


Note: I have used Pinnacle since 1999, and if I lost a leg of any teaser I lost my bet. If they now allow you to lose a leg of a teaser and give you your money back, then they are not only the greatest Sportsbook ever, they are the greatest business in the history of businesses. Next time I make a withdrawal from Pinnacle I expect the cash to be delivered to me by a naked Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr
You're full of shit, or stupid.

Seriously, most users I see in here are of the quarter-century or close-enough versions. I respect others for avoiding this bullshit, but someone tell these clowns some teaser rule info. Pretty simple logic, and the rules are posted everywhere, but some people you just can't reach.

A final fuck-you to this thread.
Apologies for soiling it, yanno, but I thought stupidity could be corrected.

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Just to be clear. When I post a Superteaser from Pinnacle and say Ties Push, it means this. If any one of your picks is a tie then the whole wager is a push. It does not matter if the other wagers win or lose. Your money is simply returned to you.

Put it this way. Pinnacle is the sharpest and smartest book on the planet. They think it makes sense and Extrapolator tried to explain why. I don't care if some people do not get it. The fact is that this is what it means if I post a Superteaser and say Ties Push. Period.

For example, if I post a Superteaser of 3 teams getting 10 points at -130 and the bets are spread over a week, and the first one loses, the wager stays in my account as Open until all the games are decided. If one of them pushes later, your wager is returned to you. I find this irritating having Open bets that I know have lost, but on occasion have been pleasantly surprised by having my Stake returned to me because one of my later wagers pushed.

This is a factual matter. It does not matter if someone thinks it makes sense or not.
 
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You're full of shit, or stupid.

Dude, if you think you get your money back when any leg of any teaser loses, you are the one that is stupid or full of shit. Tons of Madjackers on here have tried to explain this to you but you refuse to accept it. So I will try one more time....

If any leg of any teaser loses, you do not get your money back, you lose your wager, in other words all the money you bet is gone.


Now if you find a Sportsbook that gives you your money back when any leg of any teaser loses, bet everything cent you own and every record and cd in your music collection on teasers at that Sportsbook, you will roll in the cash, in fact you will never lose.
 

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You're full of shit, or stupid.

Seriously, most users I see in here are of the quarter-century or close-enough versions. I respect others for avoiding this bullshit, but someone tell these clowns some teaser rule info. Pretty simple logic, and the rules are posted everywhere, but some people you just can't reach.

It ain't bullshit 🤦‍♀️

Ummm...none of the rules you posted back up your claims. If any leg of any teaser loses, you lose all your money. There isn't a Sportsbook on Earth that refunds your money if any leg of any teaser loses, not one.

The "pretty simple logic" is yes in fact, really simple, you are incorrect.
 
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Maybe one book might have a special house teaser that does this. Please play this teaser and post it. If true, I will become their biggest customer. Promise.
 

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Just to be clear. When I post a Superteaser from Pinnacle and say Ties Push, it means this. If any one of your picks is a tie then the whole wager is a push. It does not matter if the other wagers win or lose. Your money is simply returned to you.

Super Teasers have different rules at different Sportsbooks, we ain't talking about them.

We are talking about regular teasers, and EXTRAPOLATER is convinced that if a 2 team teaser has a loss and a push, he gets his money back. Well guess what, that ain't right.
 

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Maybe one book might have a special house teaser that does this. Please play this teaser and post it. If true, I will become their biggest customer. Promise.

I have used Pinnacle since 1999 and have done "Super Teasers" in the past, and pushes were losses. Now maybe they changed the rules, which would be the dumbest business decision in Sports Gambling, it would be almost like a free roll. I'd like actually proof from Yanno, but yes if he says it is true I will believe him.

I'd like to see a screen shot proving what yanno said in post number 51, again if true, then holy fuck balls, talk about almost free money:eek:



But back to the original point, in any regular teaser has a loss, you lose, that is a 100 percent fact. If any Sportsbook allows you to lose a leg of a regular teaser and you don't lose all your money then I will be having a three way with Kate Upton and Mila Kunis next weekend.
 
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But back to the original point, in any regular teaser has a loss, you lose, that is a 100 percent fact. If any Sportsbook allows you to lose a leg of a regular teaser and you don't lose all your money then I will be having a three way with Kate Upton and Mila Kunis next weekend,


Now with that said, if EXTRAPOLATER can post a screen shot of his teaser wager where the above takes place (push and loss = refund) then I will give Kate and Mila a call and book a room at the local Motel 6 and get things going:smilies2
 
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Now with that said, if EXTRAPOLATER can post a screen shot of his teaser wager where the above takes place (push and loss = refund)

I will also go on record and admit that I am wrong (No Sportsbook on Earth comment) if EXTRAPOLATER (or anybody else) can provide a screen shot OR an e-mail from a Sportsbook Manger/Supervisor/Whatever saying the following about REGULAR (5.5/6.0/6.5/7.0/7.5/8.0 points, not Super Teasers) Teasers:

At "Name of Sportsbook" if a regular 2 team teaser (5.5/6.0/6.5/7.0/7.5/8.0 points) has a loss and a push, the customer receives a full refund.

I am man enough to not only admit that I am wrong, but would love to know a Sportsbook where I can load up on "almost free roll" Teasers.


I have lost many 2 team teasers in my lifetime that had a push and a loss, if there is a place where you can get your money back for a push and a loss, I am in.


Not many on here admit when they are wrong, but if proof is provided, I will humbly admit that I was wrong.

kickserv = stand up Canadian dude :smilies2
 
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