What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

[Sportsaholic]

I had a little kid tell me this one the other day, I thought it was pretty funny in a kid kinda way-

Why don't they give tests to the animals at the zoo?


Because it's full of cheetahs

:mj07:

Great, you just used Jacks Grand Finale!

:facepalm:

 

[gardenweasel]

why did the chicken cross the basketball court?....




/because he heard the ref was blowing fo(w)uls.....

 

[MadJack]

Great, you just used Jacks Grand Finale!

:facepalm:

yeah, wtf :shrug:

 

[Woodson]

What do you call two banana peels?















































A pair of slippers.

 

[MadJack]

Why is there always a breeze at the stadium?




































Because there's a fan in every seat :0008

 

[MadJack]

Why is there always a breeze at the stadium?




































Because there's a fan in every seat :0008

And, fuck you guys. EVERYBODY will tell this one over the Thanksgiving holidays :toast:

 

[yyz]

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

:shrug: :sadwave: :director: kurby

 

[Sportsaholic]

And, fuck you guys. EVERYBODY will tell this one over the Thanksgiving holidays :toast:

Not people in Det, :0008

 

[UGA12]

How do you make a hot dog stand?























Steal its chair. :0008

Sorry woody

 

[Woodson]

When good threads go terribly wrong...

:facepalm:

 

[Sportsaholic]

When good threads go terribly wrong...

:facepalm:

Usually lack of leadership? Your thoughts :shrug:

 

[UGA12]

Fixed it for ya ladies :toast:

 

[MadJack]

Where did it go wrong? I nominate this thread for TOD :0008

 

[Woodson]

I'm drunk. I was laughing about Bad to the Bone being called out about hanging in the little boys room... :mj07:

 

[UGA12]

Where did it go wrong? I nominate this thread for TOD :0008

I almost derailed it, but managed to put the genie back in the bottle

 

[Sportsaholic]

I'm drunk. I was laughing about Bad to the Bone being called out about hanging in the little boys room... :mj07:

Maybe we can add a Breathalzer before posting Jack :shrug: Anything above .19 there's a 24HR wait till post goes live :shrug:

 

[Woodson]

I'm confused, cold, and disoriented.

I need 10 and a half points in 7 minutes...

Not going to happen.

 

[saint]

How do you make a tissue dance?






Put a little boogie in it :rimshot

 

[Morris]

I'm confused, cold, and disoriented.

Are you out on the balcony again? :mj07:

 

[Woodson]

Are you out on the balcony again? :mj07:

I was... for a spell... :mj07: