who has the best BBQ grilling recipes?

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You are not to far from me you might as well come here. My brother is having a Poker party and i was wondering do girls play poker? There is more sausage here than on the grill. I just called a few waitresses that worked for me and asked them if they could come over and serve these guys i have never met before for a hundred a piece but only if they shake there asses a little bit. I just used that sucker line i saw on this site and they all looked at me like i should go in the other room. I got all kinds of sausage in my house. We got hot, sweet, links, patties. This is the biggest homo party i ever seen and these guys are totally serious with this poker shit. Tremendous food tho. All kinds of fillets, porter houses, New York strip, Alaskan crab legs that look like some radiation got to them they are so big, Shrimp kabob's,chicken and scallop kabobs, wings etc. To think i could be spending all weekend in Margate/ Atlantic City because in the eleventh hour people dropped out of my buddies moms house and it is open for the month Uggh. No wonder Agent loves this poker shit. He gets to hang with a group of serious guys. I will tell you this these guys are drinking and if i see two of them couple up and head to one of my bedrooms this could get ugly. 3 sec i know you are knda close to Margate let me know how things are shaking there. Im locking my door and watching the Lidell/Rampage fight.



This may be the gayest post, on at least fifteen different levels, that has ever been posted on any site, anywhere. You aren't a person you're a science project. Holy crap man, a room full of men and sausages and you say the food is good?!?!?!?!?!? What block are you posting from from there inmate 69696969? Freak.



To all,
My post was made with a time frame in mind. If he had a thawed slab of pork ribs and wanted to eat them at a reasonable hour that evening then he would have had to boil them. Can't always marinade and smoke, that was it. I understand that this is not the preferred method of preparation when given available time to do so.

I live in Texas. I grill year round. Doesn't mean I attend a passel of cook-offs. Never been to a truck pull either.
 

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Spooge, if you never boil your ribs, how do you cook your needbones? My buds tell me you got to boil those babies. turk
 

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You are not to far from me you might as well come here. My brother is having a Poker party and i was wondering do girls play poker? There is more sausage here than on the grill. I just called a few waitresses that worked for me and asked them if they could come over and serve these guys i have never met before for a hundred a piece but only if they shake there asses a little bit. I just used that sucker line i saw on this site and they all looked at me like i should go in the other room. I got all kinds of sausage in my house. We got hot, sweet, links, patties. This is the biggest homo party i ever seen and these guys are totally serious with this poker shit. Tremendous food tho. All kinds of fillets, porter houses, New York strip, Alaskan crab legs that look like some radiation got to them they are so big, Shrimp kabob's,chicken and scallop kabobs, wings etc. To think i could be spending all weekend in Margate/ Atlantic City because in the eleventh hour people dropped out of my buddies moms house and it is open for the month Uggh. No wonder Agent loves this poker shit. He gets to hang with a group of serious guys. I will tell you this these guys are drinking and if i see two of them couple up and head to one of my bedrooms this could get ugly. 3 sec i know you are knda close to Margate let me know how things are shaking there. Im locking my door and watching the Lidell/Rampage fight.

huh??
 

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My post was made with a time frame in mind.

Just so you know, I attended and graduated from CIA many many years ago and you ALWAYS boil pork ribs prior to grilling, idiot.

Funny, but I didn't know the word always meant with a time frame in mind. I would think always would pertain to if you had 2 hours, or 2 weeks to cook your ribs. Nice try.

I understand that this is not the preferred method of preparation when given available time to do so.

Really, because I would think something you claim is ALWAYS done would infer it's the preferred method.

If he had a thawed slab of pork ribs and wanted to eat them at a reasonable hour that evening then he would have had to boil them. Can't always marinade and smoke, that was it.

The reason you ask? No you won't ask the reason because that would be a good question but I will tell you anyway there Sponge Prudhomme. Pork ribs have a very tough membranous skin on one side. By boiling them not only does it TENDERIZE the meat but it allows you to peel that nasty ass skin off of them prior to grilling and will allow the pork to soak up or absorb the barbeque sauce. Also prior to boiling them salt them heavily with Kosher Salt as this will allow them to retain a good deal of moisture that will help cook them ore thoroughly as we all, well almost all, know that pork takes a considerable amount more time to cook than beef as it is very dangerous when undercooked.

Funny again, since in the diatribe above I see many reasons you claim boiling is necessary, but restricted cooking time doesn't seem to be in there.

Pork ribs have a very tough membranous skin on one side. By boiling them not only does it TENDERIZE the meat but it allows you to peel that nasty ass skin off of them

100% wrong, since just about everyone peels that membrane off sans boiling.

You pile out a lot of shit to posters here. Why don't you be a fu.cking man and eat crow when it's your time to eat crow. Trust me, this is painful to be on sponges side, but the fact is you called him out and were incredibly wrong, the whole forum can see it plain and clear, and you're not man enough to just say "i was wrong". It certainly takes away from everything you post here knowing you can dish it, but when it's your time to take it you tuck tail.

Now don't do the fdc thing and come here and personally attack me. It just proves my point further. Just like your original response, when you claim that you know nothing, are always wrong, etc. It's sorta like arguing with an 8 year old.
 
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Funny, but I didn't know the word always meant with a time frame in mind. I would think always would pertain to if you had 2 hours, or 2 weeks to cook your ribs. Nice try.



Really, because I would think something you claim is ALWAYS done would infer it's the preferred method.





Funny again, since in the diatribe above I see many reasons you claim boiling is necessary, but restricted cooking time doesn't seem to be in there.



100% wrong, since just about everyone peels that membrane off sans boiling.

You pile out a lot of shit to posters here. Why don't you be a fu.cking man and eat crow when it's your time to eat crow. Trust me, this is painful to be on sponges side, but the fact is you called him out and were incredibly wrong, the whole forum can see it plain and clear, and you're not man enough to just say "i was wrong". It certainly takes away from everything you post here knowing you can dish it, but when it's your time to take it you tuck tail.

Now don't do the fdc thing and come here and personally attack me. It just proves my point further. Just like your original response, when you claim that you know nothing, are always wrong, etc. It's sorta like arguing with an 8 year old.

:scared :scared :scared

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Trust me, this is painful to be on sponges side, but the fact is you called him out and were incredibly wrong, the whole forum can see it plain and clear, and you're not man enough to just say "i was wrong". It certainly takes away from everything you post here knowing you can dish it, but when it's your time to take it you tuck tail.

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Saint, i know that was painful but i appreciate it bro. I went from suggesting to a fellow not to boil ribs to another one of his all out personal attacks which he is famous for. I thought i was doing well ignoring him but it gets a little tough sometimes. One thing he is super at is staying power in a thread. Nodody can beat him in that department. Thanks for taking this over and good luck cause i think you are gonna need it. Oh and make sure you check your grammar.

Jack for some reason i thought you lived in Maryland. Today i see it is Indy.
 

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Jack for some reason i thought you lived in Maryland. Today i see it is Indy.
so you've been around a lot longer than your 'join date'.

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so you've been around a lot longer than your 'join date'.

:thinking:

No i just thought i read that somewhere. I did sign up years ago under my old screen name and i still think it is on record here because i just lost my password (someone cleaned my cookies)and since my email address has changed since i signed up under sponge i couldn't figure a way to get back on the site. I guessed the password and i was right. Its just a total complete complicated mess which might be over because comscast just re wired my whole house yesterday and things look okay. I recently realized that my old aol address still works so i punched in that with spong and my old name came up. When i signed up back maybe 4 to six years ago it was because of a contest your site was running. It was a pretty huge contest but i think something came up back then and i didn't join the contest and i don't think i participated on the site.
 

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Emeril Live featured KC BBQ tonight for the amateurs. I'm sure you can catch a Re-Run (Hey,Hey,Heey) I thought MJ was from MD as well- did you lose a bet or somethin? Indy - the home of strip malls, Chili's, and fat chicks
 

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Basic steps for making the Best Barbecue Pork Ribs
There are a lot of ways to prepare barbecue pork ribs. Traditionally barbecue ribs are made in a smoker, though many people insist on other methods. Boiling, baking and even grilling won't give you ribs that are worthy of being called barbecue. I know this probably upsets a lot of people, but if you've tried all the methods you know that you need a low and slow smoke to make them right. I've tried to distill all the methods and information on real barbecue ribs into a basic set of instructions to help you make the best ribs possible.

Selecting: To start off with, you need to select your ribs. There are several different cuts of ribs available so it's best to know what you are getting into. Still more confusing is that not only are there different types of pork ribs, but each type and cut has several different names.

For reasons of simplicity I will divide the types in two, back ribs and spareribs. Back ribs, also called Canadian or Baby Back Ribs come from the loin portion or back. Spareribs, from which St. Louis Style Ribs are cut, come from the rib section of the pig. St. Louis Ribs are the most popular rub cut. These are the kinds of ribs you typically find in restaurants, long and thin with a good amount of meat. Generally I recommend St. Louis cut ribs because they are a little easier to work with and you get more meat per bone. However you can use whatever you like in the way of pork ribs.

Prepping: To prepare your rack of ribs you should start by removing the membrane from the inside of the ribs. This is a tough skin like material that blocks flavors from getting into the meat. To remove the membrane, lay the rack down so the ribs curve up on the ends. With a sharp knife gently cut under the membrane on one corner until you have enough to grab. Now take a paper towel and grab hold of the membrane. Gently pull it back. With any luck you should be able to get most of it off in a single shot. Otherwise continue until the membrane is gone. Now you can trim off any loose pieces from the rack and you are ready to apply your rub.

Rubbing Most rib rubs usually start with paprika. This gives a nice color and tends to make up the bulk of most rubs. From here you should decide if you want a sweet, hot, or savory flavor. If you want sweet, add brown sugar. Other ingredients can be garlic, onion, chili powder, cayenne, and any other herb you enjoy. Remember that the rub should be an addition to the flavor of the ribs and not overpowering. Another tip is that you should use the same basic flavors in any mop or sauce you intend to add later. This keeps the flavors consistent and avoids the risk of flavors that don't mix well.

Set-up: Allow the ribs to sit in the rub for a little while. An hour or two will be enough for the flavors to start to sink in. In the meanwhile you can prepare your smoker. You want to aim for a smoking temperature between 200 and 225 degrees F. Pick a wood that has flavor but doesn't overpower. For instance, if you want to use mesquite, use it in small amounts. I suggest if you want a sweeter flavor to your ribs that you choose a fruit wood like apple or cherry, otherwise pick something like and oak or hickory.

Smoking: Now you are ready to smoke. You will be smoking these ribs for 4 to 6 hours. During that time you may want to baste the ribs in a mop. The best way to make this mop is to take some of the same rub you used earlier and mix it with a little vinegar and enough water to make it thin. You can apply this every few hours to help keep the moisture in your ribs. When smoking ribs you will want to turn them every hour. This is a good time to baste the ribs so the baste can remain on the top side. Baste lightly so as not to disturb too much of the rub. If you hold the right smoker temperature your ribs should be cooked through in a few hours. The additional time will allow the fats and connective tissues in the ribs to break down and tenderize the ribs.

Saucing: Most barbecue is not coated with sauce. Sauce is served on the table with ribs. However if you are a big fan of barbecue sauces then you can brush it over the ribs shortly before you remove them from the smoker. People will warn you that sugary sauces burn, but at these low temperatures that won't be a problem. Giving time for the sauce to cook on the surface of the ribs will allow it to caramelize a little and cook into the ribs. If you take your original rub and mix it with tomato sauce or ketchup you will get a traditional sauce. If you serve it on the side warm it first so you won't be dipping your hot ribs in cold sauce.

If you follow this plan you will get tender, juicy ribs that are better than any restaurants. With a little practice you will be making great ribs and be ready to move on to the kinds of pork ribs you can take to any competition.
 

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I will get this out of the way first so FDC can get started on his reply, but to each his own when it comes to BBQ'ing. I used to enter about 3-5 contests a year and everybody has their own way of doing things, but nobody I ever saw or heard of boiled their ribs, atleast in these contests. Some teams will share their secrets with you and others won't let you near their prep areas and change the containers the spices come in so you can't figure out what they are using.

I smoke my ribs at about 225 for about 4 hours or until the meat starts pulling away from the end of the bone. Some of the best ones I have done were with pecan or cherry wood. Here is a dry rub I have used with good results. I usually put the spices on right before they hit the grill, because I have found that if you do it to far in advance, some of the spices turn to syrup and run off of the meat. (like the sugar).

3/4 cup salt
1/4 cup seasoned salt
1 cup sugar in the raw
1/2 cup granulated brown sugar
1/2 cup chili powder
2 tblspn coarse ground black pepper
1/2 tblspn cayenne pepper
1 tsp ground sage
1 tsp ground thyme
2 tblspn garlic powder

Cover both sides liberally with rib rub after removing the membrane on the bottom side of the slab. I have found the best way to do this is get some needle-nose pliers, run your finger in between the membrane and meat, stick the pliers in and pull the membrane off. Usually comes off in one piece.

When the meat starts to pull away from the end of the bone, take the ribs and put them in an aluminum roasting pan, pour in 1 cup of apple juice, cover with foil, and put in the oven for 45 minutes at 325 degrees. You won't want to put any sauce on these, but if you do, take the ribs out of the oven after 35 minutes, brush each slab with sauce and put back in the oven for the last 10 miunutes to get the sauce warmed up.

Good Luck

Had to go back and find this recipe. This is awesome rub for chicken! Thanks Captain Crunch for sharing.
 

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This thread never had a chance because it's almost implying that BBQing and GRILLING are the same thing! :nono:

You can boil ribs for time constraints and if your rub or sauce is right, people won't be complaining.

BUT it definitely is not going to win you any respect from people who enjoy the art of the BBQ. That being said, I broke one of the main rules as well and did not build a pit at my new house. I went out and bought an electric smoker. :scared
 

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Funny, but I didn't know the word always meant with a time frame in mind. I would think always would pertain to if you had 2 hours, or 2 weeks to cook your ribs. Nice try.



Really, because I would think something you claim is ALWAYS done would infer it's the preferred method.





Funny again, since in the diatribe above I see many reasons you claim boiling is necessary, but restricted cooking time doesn't seem to be in there.



100% wrong, since just about everyone peels that membrane off sans boiling.

You pile out a lot of shit to posters here. Why don't you be a fu.cking man and eat crow when it's your time to eat crow. Trust me, this is painful to be on sponges side, but the fact is you called him out and were incredibly wrong, the whole forum can see it plain and clear, and you're not man enough to just say "i was wrong". It certainly takes away from everything you post here knowing you can dish it, but when it's your time to take it you tuck tail.

Now don't do the fdc thing and come here and personally attack me. It just proves my point further. Just like your original response, when you claim that you know nothing, are always wrong, etc. It's sorta like arguing with an 8 year old.


dude,
Haven't been on in a while and I am sorry I missed your post. It seems it was well thought out and took you quite a bit of time to write. Kudos to you my friend, now if you could channel that energy into something meaningful we could all benefit from your obvious wisdom. I have no intention of calling you any names nor do I care if you are sponges side. He is a fine choice of allies I am sure. Good luck with your ribs, I hope they are done now and, while you are patting yourself on the back and congratulating yourself for calling me out on my rib cooking, which you obviously know nothing about as I am allowed to make them any way I want and you have somehow polled the entire nation and found how EVERY ONE else does it and what a miserable piece of shit I am because I cook them one way and you another, could you make me a sandwich?
Thanks.
 

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Drunken Chicken....

Drunken Chicken....

1 whole frying chicken
1 can, 12 oz. beer

Marinade
1/2 C fresh lemon or lime juice
1/2 C fresh orange juice
1/3 C olive oil
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1/4 C minced cilantro
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 - 1 minced, seeded jalape?o pepper (more or less depending on how much heat you like)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper


Mix all marinade ingredients together. Place chicken in a large plastic zipper bag and pour in the marinade, squeeze excess air from the bag and refrigerate for at least 6 hours or overnight.

Preheat grill to medium-hot temperature. Place a roasting pan on the grill, open a can of beer and carefully sit the chicken on top of the open can and set both the can and the chicken in the roasting pan on the grill (make sure you have previously removed the chicken's gizzards). The beer will bubble and boil during cooking, basting the bird from the inside. Brush bird with reserved marinade every 20 minutes or so. Bird should be cooked in about an hour, or however long it takes the breast meat to register 180? F on a meat thermometer.

drunk.jpg


:SIB
 

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1 whole frying chicken
1 can, 12 oz. beer

Marinade
1/2 C fresh lemon or lime juice
1/2 C fresh orange juice
1/3 C olive oil
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1/4 C minced cilantro
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 - 1 minced, seeded jalape?o pepper (more or less depending on how much heat you like)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper


Mix all marinade ingredients together. Place chicken in a large plastic zipper bag and pour in the marinade, squeeze excess air from the bag and refrigerate for at least 6 hours or overnight.

Preheat grill to medium-hot temperature. Place a roasting pan on the grill, open a can of beer and carefully sit the chicken on top of the open can and set both the can and the chicken in the roasting pan on the grill (make sure you have previously removed the chicken's gizzards). The beer will bubble and boil during cooking, basting the bird from the inside. Brush bird with reserved marinade every 20 minutes or so. Bird should be cooked in about an hour, or however long it takes the breast meat to register 180? F on a meat thermometer.

drunk.jpg


:SIB

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Jerk Chicken

Jerk Chicken

Make a double batch of this sauce, and if you like it hot, add more then one Habenero to the mix!

? 1 tablespoon Ground allspice
? 1 tablespoon Dried thyme
? 1 1/2 teaspoons Cayenne pepper
? 1 1/2 teaspoons Freshly ground black pepper
? 1 1/2 teaspoons Ground sage
? 3/4 teaspoon Ground nutmeg
? 3/4 teaspoon Ground cinnamon
? 2 tablespoons Garlic powder or fresh
? 1 tablespoon Sugar
? 1/4 cup Olive oil
? 1/4 cup Soy sauce
? 3/4 cup White Vinegar
? 1/2 cup Orange juice
? 1 Lime juice
? 1 Scotch bonnet pepper (habanero)
? 3 Green onions -- finely chopped
? 1 cup Onion -- finely chopped
? 4 to 6 chicken breasts
"JERK: This method of cooking pork and chicken dates back to the Carib-Arawak Indians who inhabited Jamaica. After capturing an animal and thoroughly cleaning and gutting it, the Indians placed it in a deep pit lined with stones and covered with green wood, which, when burned, would smoke heavily and add to the flavor. But first, the carcass was "jerked" with a sharp object to make holes, which were stuffed with a variety of spices. The holes also allowed heat to escape without loss of moisture.
The results were superb. The meat was not only wonderfully spiced, but moist and tender." (Note: Sugar Reef is a restaurant in Manhattan)

Seed and finely chop Scotch Bonnet pepper. Trim chicken of fat. In a large bowl, combine the allspice, thyme, cayenne pepper, black pepper, sage, nutmeg, cinnamon, salt, garlic powder and sugar. With a wire whisk, slowly add the olive oil , say sauce, vinegar, orange juice , and lime juice.
Add the Scotch Bonnet pepper, onion, and mix well. Add the chicken breasts, cover and marinate for at least 1 hour, longer if possible.
Preheat an outdoor grill.
Remove the breasts from the marinade and grill for 6 minutes on each side or until fully cooked. While grilling, baste with the marinade. Bring the leftover marinade to a boil and serve on the side for dipping.
Note: Scotch Bonnet peppers, also known as "Habaneros" are the hottest of the capsicum peppers, they're truly incendiary. Substitute Serranos of Thai Bird Chiles if you can't find them.

You can never have enough of this sauce. If you want, I suggest making a double batch of the marinade. Save ? of it just for using afterwards for extra dipping sauce.

If you want to just make normal buffalo sized wings, fry them up or however you cook them, then just shake them up in a large covered bowl with some of the sauce and serve.
 

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I am glad this thread was reposted because I was not around here to see it and it was one of the funniest threads I have read, plus it may have some good recipes.. Talk about killing two birds with one stone
 

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I am glad this thread was reposted because I was not around here to see it and it was one of the funniest threads I have read, plus it may have some good recipes.. Talk about killing two birds with one stone

There are a lot of hidden gems here at MadJack's...

Hopefully, some of the guys (justin22g where are you?) will contribute to the thread as well.

Just purchased a new smoker and ready to start cooking before the fourth... kurby
 
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