Who has the best marketing team in the world?

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I think I have it narrowed down to three. This is obviously gonna step on somebody's toes, and that's not my intention here. Marketing is partially my job at work and I wish I could pull off the wizardry these guys do.

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Coors: Coors light is garbage, possibly the worst of the mass produced beers in the US yet it's the third highest selling domestic beer. They get premium shelf space in a lot of distributors/grocers, top billing at a lot of chain restaurants and tap space at every bar in America despite having a sup-par product.

Starbucks: Man, they got the world fooled with that over-roasted and over-priced stuff they sell. All of the sudden otherwise normal people will stand in line to pay $5+ for a coffee that has to have caramel and whipped cream in it. I remember when simply getting cream in your coffee would get you a punch in the arm from your buddies at work. Now, if all you order at Starbuck's is a black coffee I'm not sure they would know how to fill the order. Coffee used to mean dashing into 7-11 and throwing 99 cents on the counter while you poured yourself a large cup. Now it's 10 minutes in line and you need an engineering degree to order it.
Well played, Starbuck's.

Ford: Specifically the folks at the truck division. Somehow they have made what was meant to be a work vehicle a definition of your manhood. Most guys don't NEED a truck, but for some reason they WANT one and they want one that can tow a small state all the while having nothing to tow. Every time a guy at work gets a truck sure enough someone gets one bigger, and then one bigger. Funny thing is all of them have perfect bed liners in them, not a scratch in those beds. I guess they just enjoy bad gas mileage and being asked by friends to help them move.


The above are masters of the Jedi Mind Trick IMO and have not only driven their companies sales to the top, but created markets where one didn't even really exist.
 

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I love Coors light, tolerate Starbucks and wouldn't drive a Ford if you bought it.

I have no facts to back it up, but Coor's Light has to be one of the most watered down products on the market.

Why would you "Tolerate" Starbuck's when other coffee is 1/3rd the price?

I have nothing against Ford vehicles. I just find it odd that those who would have no need to tow anything ever NEED a truck that can tow a yacht.
 

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I prefer Coors light to Miller Lite, but usually drink craft brews....

Went to Starbucks not too long ago. Ordered a black coffee. It cost less than $2. Taste better than gas station coffee, but worse than dunkin donuts coffee, imo

I don't do trucks, but I have owned a ford. Enjoyed it thoroughly.
 

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I have no facts to back it up, but Coor's Light has to be one of the most watered down products on the market.

Why would you "Tolerate" Starbuck's when other coffee is 1/3rd the price?

I have nothing against Ford vehicles. I just find it odd that those who would have no need to tow anything ever NEED a truck that can tow a yacht.

Hate Coors Light. I'm not convinced there is any alcohol in it. I won't drink it.

Never buy Starbucks. I'm happy with convenience store coffee for a buck.

I was done with Ford a long time ago.
 

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none of the above...

but,

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Geico, Aflac, and progressive have shitty non-competitive products but great marketing.

KFC is good but extremely overpriced, but marketing in the past has put It over the top forever. It's about the fourth best place in my town to buy fried chicken, and by far the most expensive.

Dominos pizza blows too, but effective marketing has made it strong and successful everywhere. Remember the Noid?
 

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If I'm drinking beer, I'm usually outside and want a watered down taste or I'm watching notre dame and quickly drinking beer has the unique ability to escalate elation while at the same time numbing pain like no other type of alcohol.
 

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Drink Coors Light when it is free
Like the BOLD at Starbucks
Have never owned a Ford

Think Geico has a Great Team...E I E I O
 

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Coors is one one the most over rated light beers known to man.
Starbuck's, would rather drink hot tar.
Ford, nice lookin vehicles, never owned one tho a Saleen mustang would be nice
 

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Dominos pizza blows too, but effective marketing has made it strong and successful everywhere. Remember the Noid?

Didn't they just have to recover from bankruptcy? Maybe I'm not remembering it right, but I am sure they were at least on the ropes for a while. For good reason, that pizza sucks.
 

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I think the best marketing team by far is Victoria's Secret....

They send out catalog after catalog on a daily basis....They have stores popping up at various locations....They have specials on TV....They have mastered the art of T & A like nobody else has ever done & have attracted both sexes to their product....

Imo they are at the top of the heap....
 

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Coors light sucks, I will never step into another Starbucks as long as I live because of their political beliefs and I drive a Ford Expedition
 

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Coca-cola has the #1 marketing place in the world.

If Coke lost all their product and supplies, they could recover and stay in business.

If the whole world got amnesia and forgot what Coca-Cola is, they would crumble and go out of business without ever getting back close to the market share they had.
 

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I fit perfectly into your dream redneck stereotype :0008 Drink Coors Light and drive an f150. Wouldn't piss on Starbucks if it was on fire.
 
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