Winning slots secrets!
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I put Susan B. in a $1 slot and it didn't work either! Perhaps a revision is needed?
Also, why the appearance of a successful slot player and what appears to be a crappy apt? Something makes me think "Secrets were not exposed!"
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Also, why the appearance of a successful slot player and what appears to be a crappy apt? Something makes me think "Secrets were not exposed!"
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and here I thought he was trying to tell us how to steal purses of women who don't pay attention..........:shrug:
Tips from the edge...
Tips from the edge...
You got to look hard for ANY coin machines. I question how old his video is.
Biggest winning secret to winning at slots is simply take X amount of disposable money and consider your slot play "Entertainment".
If you have a winning day, great, if you lose, it was "entertainment".
I do agree with playing a slot you saw a small winner walk away from.
Also, if you see someone sink a small fortune(maximum or near maximum bets) in one and walk away unsatisfied, give it a shot playing a little above minimum.
On video poker, I jump to a machine someone hit a quad on and leaves it.
I find more often than not there are more quads to come.
Lots of people see one win of size and figure the machine is done.
Truth is,the machine could be starting a favorable "pay cycle".
This one I find very profitable...look for a bank of 4-6 machines or so that is near fully occupied with people playing near maximum.
Take an empty seat and play around minimum. The bank of machines will generally favor the smaller bet.
Playing at 2-3 am is good in that you can "butterfly" around the whole casino to find a hot machine without bumping into a zillion people.
Quit doing that 15 years ago, in bed by 11 now.
Overall, take x amount, have fun, win or lose.
Tips from the edge...
You got to look hard for ANY coin machines. I question how old his video is.
Biggest winning secret to winning at slots is simply take X amount of disposable money and consider your slot play "Entertainment".
If you have a winning day, great, if you lose, it was "entertainment".
I do agree with playing a slot you saw a small winner walk away from.
Also, if you see someone sink a small fortune(maximum or near maximum bets) in one and walk away unsatisfied, give it a shot playing a little above minimum.
On video poker, I jump to a machine someone hit a quad on and leaves it.
I find more often than not there are more quads to come.
Lots of people see one win of size and figure the machine is done.
Truth is,the machine could be starting a favorable "pay cycle".
This one I find very profitable...look for a bank of 4-6 machines or so that is near fully occupied with people playing near maximum.
Take an empty seat and play around minimum. The bank of machines will generally favor the smaller bet.
Playing at 2-3 am is good in that you can "butterfly" around the whole casino to find a hot machine without bumping into a zillion people.
Quit doing that 15 years ago, in bed by 11 now.
Overall, take x amount, have fun, win or lose.
Final thoughts
Final thoughts
A few extra thoughts from my play in Vegas this last winter.
The slots (not Vid Poker they get tons of senior play) are tighter than I have ever seen.
I attribute this to the fact the younger visitors are here to party, slots are not high on their radar. Vegas is becoming a dining, party town.
The younger group is NOT going to sit and be mesmerized by a machine they can't interact with other than chucking money into it.
I noticed slots on weekdays are a whole different animal than weekends.
Weekends are fast paced lots of action, lots of potential.
Mondays are good to catch a machine fat from weekend play.
Mid-week, if you are playing slots, good luck, your going to need it.
My best hits were the older generation slots several years + old.
The brand new stuff is micro-tuned........you may get a lot of little jackpots, but nothing of substance, even with max play.
I laff when I win $10.00 and the screen goes crazy flashing "BIG WIN"
Shows you how pathetic the pays really are.
Stay away from this stuff or just play a dab for entertainment, don't chase.
The slot industry needs to come up with ideas to engage younger players.
Tagging a machine "Dungeons and Dragons" and expecting the young to march up to it and throw money at a lame experience, isn't going to pay the bills.
Final thoughts
A few extra thoughts from my play in Vegas this last winter.
The slots (not Vid Poker they get tons of senior play) are tighter than I have ever seen.
I attribute this to the fact the younger visitors are here to party, slots are not high on their radar. Vegas is becoming a dining, party town.
The younger group is NOT going to sit and be mesmerized by a machine they can't interact with other than chucking money into it.
I noticed slots on weekdays are a whole different animal than weekends.
Weekends are fast paced lots of action, lots of potential.
Mondays are good to catch a machine fat from weekend play.
Mid-week, if you are playing slots, good luck, your going to need it.
My best hits were the older generation slots several years + old.
The brand new stuff is micro-tuned........you may get a lot of little jackpots, but nothing of substance, even with max play.
I laff when I win $10.00 and the screen goes crazy flashing "BIG WIN"
Shows you how pathetic the pays really are.
Stay away from this stuff or just play a dab for entertainment, don't chase.
The slot industry needs to come up with ideas to engage younger players.
Tagging a machine "Dungeons and Dragons" and expecting the young to march up to it and throw money at a lame experience, isn't going to pay the bills.
Younger Generation doesn't play slots because they never win. What's the sense of putting $20 in and getting nothing! These casinos better wake up and loosen the machines or no one will be playing!
Me my wife used to visit the casinos in CT almost every week. Vacationed in AC or Vegas. But then everything dried up. Tables turned cold and the slots turned colder.
Now we might hit the casinos in CT once every other month.
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Video is a joke ....but i agree these pa casinos slots pay out lowest % ever and like others said flashing bells and whistles BIG win $10,00 ,,,,,,,,
Atlantic city still pay out best becauses it's ruled by state thier overall floor take is 18 cents on the dollar ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,one thing he said in video does work play late nights after all the losers dumped millions in i found that very succesful i just picked a spot here and there ran the whole row one quarter in each slot when i was done i collected winnings went to another row.
BUT now it's all bills only to go in and to get the whole row alone in a pa casino is like asking christ to come down and put up an invisble barrier so no one else can get in...
Heres how TO play slots 1st off play the ones with only 20 or 30 lines max YOU do not need 50 or 100 line machines to win...
Play within your bank roll 5% per spin
soon as you start you will know if machine is going to hit .......... use the 5 pull method
and see how many spins go after each hit ...
also you want hit's to be wins not a 5 cent win and your playing 40 cents per spin
losing 35 cents every spin will empty your credits faster
I want my hits at laest once in every 5 spins and once in every 10 spins soon as i go past 10 spins without a win byev bhye cash out take whatsb left walk around find a machine you like ...
Also i never squeeze in a row if theres only 1 seat and i'm middled with 3 people on each side i get that trapped feeling and sure enough because that fucking machine is open it's ice cold
other things you should try is focus on magnetic forces in our universe think about winning money quietly do it while sitting at the machine it's very well proven to work .....
NOT witch craft or wicca devil worship these are the forces that control our lives it's why some days your energy levels are low and u fell like shit all day .....then nnext day you wanna go out and conquer the world.
YES it's also your Biorhythms which start the day you were born ...
in short don't rush to play slots take your time walk around get a feel for the area wtf they are open 24/7 so whats your rush?
I never quit playing even if i have only $5 left i go try make a comeback many times i did win back evry thing plus $50 ....
BUT as i said these PA casinos stink high level craps tables weekdays... $15 minum $25 minum
nahhhhhhhhhhhhh $10 min is high when you think ten + odds in back just double odds thats $30 per shooter just flat bet pass line or dont pass line no field bets or come bets or any other BS
Thats all i can play any more there is NO 7 stud poker as years ago ...
I refuse to play holdem where i can hold AA 10 times in a row and lose every hand because two others are in with A K and A J
your two cards in hand mean nothing when every one shares 5 common cards..
any Pocket pair can rip apart AK
I dont care how good you think you are at holdem because the luck factor is way over any other form of gambling in any poker game .
7 stud you decide to play after 5 cards or can fold without drawing at laest you can see part of each persons hand in game in Holdem everyone sees at laest 4 of your cards on board
it's like playing bingo he who gets luckiest wins !
Skill level in holdem is knowing who you can bluff and at our level the low limit players aint budging ............. All in holdem you can make moves as long as you got the stacks to destroy others ...
but i seen that backfire millions of times even at WSOP
worse thing ever happened when holdem became dominant choice
put me in loose low limit 7 stud game any day of the week ...
:nono:
Atlantic city still pay out best becauses it's ruled by state thier overall floor take is 18 cents on the dollar ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,one thing he said in video does work play late nights after all the losers dumped millions in i found that very succesful i just picked a spot here and there ran the whole row one quarter in each slot when i was done i collected winnings went to another row.
BUT now it's all bills only to go in and to get the whole row alone in a pa casino is like asking christ to come down and put up an invisble barrier so no one else can get in...
Heres how TO play slots 1st off play the ones with only 20 or 30 lines max YOU do not need 50 or 100 line machines to win...
Play within your bank roll 5% per spin
soon as you start you will know if machine is going to hit .......... use the 5 pull method
and see how many spins go after each hit ...
also you want hit's to be wins not a 5 cent win and your playing 40 cents per spin
losing 35 cents every spin will empty your credits faster
I want my hits at laest once in every 5 spins and once in every 10 spins soon as i go past 10 spins without a win byev bhye cash out take whatsb left walk around find a machine you like ...
Also i never squeeze in a row if theres only 1 seat and i'm middled with 3 people on each side i get that trapped feeling and sure enough because that fucking machine is open it's ice cold
other things you should try is focus on magnetic forces in our universe think about winning money quietly do it while sitting at the machine it's very well proven to work .....
NOT witch craft or wicca devil worship these are the forces that control our lives it's why some days your energy levels are low and u fell like shit all day .....then nnext day you wanna go out and conquer the world.
YES it's also your Biorhythms which start the day you were born ...
in short don't rush to play slots take your time walk around get a feel for the area wtf they are open 24/7 so whats your rush?
I never quit playing even if i have only $5 left i go try make a comeback many times i did win back evry thing plus $50 ....
BUT as i said these PA casinos stink high level craps tables weekdays... $15 minum $25 minum
nahhhhhhhhhhhhh $10 min is high when you think ten + odds in back just double odds thats $30 per shooter just flat bet pass line or dont pass line no field bets or come bets or any other BS
Thats all i can play any more there is NO 7 stud poker as years ago ...
I refuse to play holdem where i can hold AA 10 times in a row and lose every hand because two others are in with A K and A J
your two cards in hand mean nothing when every one shares 5 common cards..
any Pocket pair can rip apart AK
I dont care how good you think you are at holdem because the luck factor is way over any other form of gambling in any poker game .
7 stud you decide to play after 5 cards or can fold without drawing at laest you can see part of each persons hand in game in Holdem everyone sees at laest 4 of your cards on board
it's like playing bingo he who gets luckiest wins !
Skill level in holdem is knowing who you can bluff and at our level the low limit players aint budging ............. All in holdem you can make moves as long as you got the stacks to destroy others ...
but i seen that backfire millions of times even at WSOP
worse thing ever happened when holdem became dominant choice
put me in loose low limit 7 stud game any day of the week ...
:nono:
http://gaming.nv.gov/modules/showdocument.aspx?documentid=9831
MACHINES l WIN % WIN | # OF # OF WIN % WIN
TOTAL SLOT MACHINES | 315 l 151,934 l 564,975 4.86 l 6.56
MACHINES l WIN % WIN | # OF # OF WIN % WIN
TOTAL SLOT MACHINES | 315 l 151,934 l 564,975 4.86 l 6.56
