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    Golf Commercial.

    Bet you watch the whole clip. https://vimeo.com/145963216
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    Old speedster

    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his...
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    Kanye West on SNL

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    Loving Caresses

    After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across...
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    Best Blonde Joke Ever

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    Best Blonde Joke Ever

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    Drinking and golf

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of...
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    Ageless Beauty

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q5XetQeFu-0?rel=0
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    Belichick's black eye!

    Boob slapped by his old lady.
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    My New Golf Manual

    I am quite proud of the results of my new book and, in order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 40+ years of...
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    Rubber joke

    A father and his young son come upon the condom display at the drug store. His father starts to explain. "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in...
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    Elections

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    Deep Thinking In Retirement

    What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said...
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    Christmas Shopping Joke

    Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping. A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, the husband wasn't back yet and since they still...
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    Cliff Clavin Oldie (Worth a revisit)

    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is...
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    When You Marry An Italian

    http://safeshare.tv/v/ss564899c87c19e
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    Newfi Boat Owner

    The Newfoundland Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help. An agent was sent to the fishing village of Burin to investigate the boat owner. GOVT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's...
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    Why You Should Always Let the Woman Speak First

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/E3pjq0WAupc
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    Monday Thoughts

    1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard...
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    Mujibar the magnificent

    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, ?Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.? Mujibar said, ?I am ready.? The manager said, ?You must...
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