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    Deep Thinking In Retirement

    What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said...
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    Christmas Shopping Joke

    Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping. A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, the husband wasn't back yet and since they still...
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    Cliff Clavin Oldie (Worth a revisit)

    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is...
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    When You Marry An Italian

    http://safeshare.tv/v/ss564899c87c19e
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    Newfi Boat Owner

    The Newfoundland Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help. An agent was sent to the fishing village of Burin to investigate the boat owner. GOVT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's...
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    Why You Should Always Let the Woman Speak First

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/E3pjq0WAupc
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    Monday Thoughts

    1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard...
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    Bacon Breakfast Pizza......

    Just a thought for next time. You can still give the pooch some!!!
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    Mujibar the magnificent

    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, ?Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.? Mujibar said, ?I am ready.? The manager said, ?You must...
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    You'll laugh your teets off!!!

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c0e_1447369457
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    All this talk about Honey and Pit Bulls?

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    London games

    I'm a Bills fan and I got to thinking about all the preparation it is the week before going to London. Reports here have the Bills leaving Sun. night right after the game with Cinci. That would mean a lot of before the big trip and bye week vacation distractions. So I did some digging on the...
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    How many of you are on the Government Cheese program?

    Do you guys ever stop?
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    Good Vet

    The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate...
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    Twilight Zone

    Steeler games:dizzy: :banghead: :00x25
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    Little Thelma

    Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Thelma's father thinks a bit then says...
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    Anybody ever been to Frankenmouth Mi.?

    Going for Octoberfest next week .Anybody have any travel tips?
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    Good comeback!

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT Two obnoxious businessmen in a new shopping mall..... were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop... As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior pensioner is going to walk by...
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    Kind of long but good read.

    Well worth your time to read! This is an interesting last article. Give it a look. Charlie Reese's Final Column for the Orlando Sentinel A very interesting column.COMPLETELY NEUTRAL Be sure to Read the Poem at the end. Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinel... He has...
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    Are you Bipolar

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