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    wow

    Why would you arm wrestle a raptor??
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    Spieth -Class act

    One of the first guys out there to congratulate Zach. Golf is in good hands with this new breed of guys. Tiger era and all his BS has passed.
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    Proper way to call someone a Bastard

    The Proper way to call someone a Bastard A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy...
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    Little Bruce

    Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...
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    The Official "Who gives a fuck" Thread.......

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    Three Brothers

    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I...
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    Shit hits the fan

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TCkkCSz88FQ
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    McKinney officer resigns

    "You wouldn't have stopped me if I was a polar bear."
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    Little Johnny's sister

    FW: Little Johnny's Sister - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!" Before her mother could raise a...
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    Just like riding a bike

    This is fantastic and tells us so much about how our brains function. Watch it to the end and ENJOY !Ever hear that phrase "It's just like riding a bike?" It turns out riding a bike isn't actually all that easy. Take this bike, for example. It looks like an ordinary bicycle but with one tiny...
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    Now I hate ESPN

    http://www.people.com/article/caitlyn-jenner-arthur-ashe-award-connor-cruise-protest Do these people really need to infest every aspect of media? Please go away and prove it's not a publicity grabbing stunt!!!
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    Hit It ?

    Once a dog always a dog.
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    Morning Sex

    " Morning Sex " She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, ?You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes...
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    If you stare at her long enough, you can make her spin the other way

    It works!!
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    Private plains at Vegas airport for fight weekend

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    Italian Honeymoon

    After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down." "Whatayou mean...
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    Crow Road-kills

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was...
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    1 guy 1 cup

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    I can't wait till tomorrow.

    Cause I get better looking every day!!!!:00hour
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    Texas de Brazil

    Anybody ever been to one? All you can eat meat cuts? What can you tell me?
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