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    Epic Penalty Kick Shootout (funny video)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
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    Neighbor( joke)

    ​ A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob...... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.& nbsp; I do not get it at...
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    World's Highest Swing

    Hold On ...:scared :scared :scared :scared :scared :scared www.youtube.com/embed/Ze68s47-xO4"
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    The Back Pew

    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold...
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    Better than viagra

    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat...
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    Windows Vs. Ford Motor Co.

    For those of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Ford had kept up with technology like the...
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    Irrefutable Laws

    1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being...
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    Buffalo getting POUNDED!!!!!

    Here ya go. You're going to have to imagine though.
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    Buffalo getting POUNDED!!!!!

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    Blonde Mortician

    BLONDE MORTICIAN A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already...
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    Very talented young lady.

    http://goo.gl/HQkRby
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    50th Wedding anni.

    Celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a...
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    Financial planning

    Financial Planning Fred was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he discovered he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Fred decided to find a wife to share and enjoy his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting...
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    Willie Nelson card trick

    https://www.youtube.com/v/KJ0ncVqrd8M&rel=0&fs=1&autoplay=1
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    Maintainance job in Rio De Janeiro

    https://www.youtube.com/v/VxlKZereog0%26rel=0%26autoplay=1%26fs=1 :scared:scared:scared
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    Just Fred (joke)

    An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred?, he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred?, the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break...
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    Does Madjacks have a Hilton contest team this year?

    Anybody know?
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    Positive Attitude

    .. Positive Attitude Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave...
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    Peeing on the flowers

    PEEING ON MY FLOWERS A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills...
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    Retirement

    Someone asked me, ?Now that you?re retired, do you still have a job?? I replied, ?Yes I am my wife's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple, my wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll...
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