does this lady want my beef stick?

[MadJack]

:com: :com: :com: kurby

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[ripken8]

god bless you mush,

if I only believe half of this it's hilarious. unfortunately I believe it all so you've really made my day.

I think I understand you correctly, if she farts in your face that's ok, it's happened before. But if she wants to talk about it that's a deal breaker. got ya...

 

[LUX]

Mush, at least it wasn't a wet fart, that would've sucked even more.

 

[SixFive]

Are you sure it wasn't a VART? Those can be deceiving!

 

[lawtchan]

SixFive,

That's what I was wondering

:scared :scared

 

[Agent 0659]

Are you sure it wasn't a VART? Those can be deceiving!

Definition: vart :.

vart (v?rt)
1. (n.) A discharge of gas from the female private area.


:em38: kurby kurby kurby :142crying

 

[Lightning]

see now if you would've hitter in the shitter with the one-eyed critter ... the hole would have plugged, therefore, averting this disaster.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

maybe she thought you were getting too hot and needed to be fanned off.

in any case, as they say in online poker

wtg m8

 

[Lightning]

anyway ... I think you should return the favor Mush ... have a lunch and dinner including beans, cabbage, etc... invite her over for a nightcap ... ask her if she'd like to taste your balogne pony and then fire away with a blast of your own ... that will even things up and then it won't be so awkward at work

 

[rrc]

EDDIE MUSH = Beantown Jim

Yes +150
No - 160

 

[Gofish]

Just read that.....WOW.....all i have to say is wow

 

[RexBudler]

EDDIE MUSH = Beantown Jim

Yes +150
No - 160

I will take no. Thats because I know who it is :scared :scared

 

[Agent 0659]

I will take no. Thats because I know who it is :scared :scared

:wall:

 

[Theismann]

Way to go EDDIE u r my HERO! The things a man will do for some PUSSY!!!

 

[RAYMOND]

i guess it could been worst , she could have shit on your face :mj07: :mj07:

 

[BahamaMama]

I will take no. Thats because I know who it is :scared :scared

and i will guess that Rex sees this person on a regular basis. (like every time he passes a mirror)

(basing this guess on the fact that neither of them uses the apostrophe key)

 

[vinnie]

i guess it could been worst , she could have shit on your face :mj07: :mj07:

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[trolln4walii]

EDDIE MUSH = Beantown Jim

Yes +150
No - 160

I thought it had a "Clem" flavor from day #1. With his sense of humor and a little free time he's capable of coming up with novels. If there is a real EDDIE, hats off to you. Funny as hell.

Beaner, by no stretch of the imagination is creative enough to come up with this stuff. He has to use squirrels and Russians for his props :mj07:

 

[theGibber1]

i think it is Clem also... same writing style and both have a way with words.. although i have never known Clem to be as vulgar?

so you got me.. ?

 

[theGibber1]

Cow maybe?