Good gifts for guys

[ESSO]

no I didnt read the fridge thing. I will now.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Esso:

Does that mean that maybe you'll go out with me? I've got my own putter for a round of putt-putt.

Eddie

 

[ESSO]

Not a chance in hell.

 

[Private Petey]

look of concern

look of concern

haskell, i'm a little concerned about that because I don't think that even I could make somebody change teams, but i'm confident that i'll have at least a couple to choose from. I get the feeling that tbone likes guys and i'm resonably sure about the rest of them. I don't know, the true test will be out in vegas. The ones that ignore me or resist my charms will be outed as lesbians.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Petey:

Obiously, if they ignore you or don't want you, then of course, they are lesbians. That goes without saying.

Ed

 

[Helen]

I THINK YOU MEAN STRAIGHT!!!!!

I THINK YOU MEAN STRAIGHT!!!!!

Men they aren't attracted to men are known as "straight" not lesbians...

 

[Justinsmom829]

Helen I hope you change your mind about Vegas it is gonna be a blast. I am going out there in August for a weekend for work do you think you can go with me? I am staying at the Venetian. Let me if you can go.

Missy

 

[Helen]

...and women that ignore homebound freaks and pimply faced dorks are known as "SMART"

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I think the love of my life, the sassy one, is a little short on the uptake.

Ed

JM: Whats your room number at the Venetian.

 

[Helen]

Hey Meliss, do you know the dates of your trip in August? Maybe I can get away, I'll have to look into it!!!!!!!!

 

[Justinsmom829]

I am going from the 8th to the 10th of August. It is sick hot there in August but I always have a good time.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Petey are you the homebound freak or the pimple faced dork? Need to know which one I am.

Ed

 

[Private Petey]

HF

HF

I must be the homebound freak, because my skin is creamy smooth.

 

[Helen]

Sage told us what was creamy too.

 

[EricG]

:lol2

{Sorry to intrude} while I have enjoyed reading this thread very much, as a neutral bi-stander I ask you girls to quit now while you have only been partially embarrassed by the wits of these two. I think they have proven that you girls can't keep up so save yourselves any further embarrassment and stop now. But I must admit I've enjoyed every bit of it.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Good advice Father Eric.

the pimple faced dork.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Melissa,

May I call you Mel? Look Mel, I think its down right nasty of you to suggest that I kill myself. If you do not want me to communicate with you and your teamates just say the word and I will leave you alone forever.

Are you not a man of your word? Honestly you guys have really crossed the line. :thefinger

 

[Private Petey]

G money

G money

I think EricG speaks for the rest of the forum. I think it's time for the dollies to stop attacking other posters. I can only take so much before I have to respond. Let's try our best to be civil and get along with one another. I'll start: Hi jasonsmom, I inquired earlier about the age of your son. You ignored me. Please answer my question. Let's try to get some civil discourse going. For without discourse, there won't be intercourse.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Mel:

I'm a lawyer. I lied. I cant help it if I fell in love with your girls. They are too cute. By the way, whose the babe in the other thread with the legs that go up to her neck?

If you don't want me around just go out with me one time and I promise I will leave you and your girls alone. Call me at 1-800-THE-EDDI and we will get together.

So far I'm 0 for 2 with your teamates. I figure if I keep on tryin one of you will meet me at Philadelphia Park for the 8th race.

Ed

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Petey:

I like your approach. Let me know if it works and you are able to board a babe. I will then incorporate the same in my repetroire.

Edward