Good gifts for guys

[Helen]

Hey Sage, my guess is that the dictionary/thesauras combo and the Psych 101 course that daddy paid for assists in helping you sound smart around the frat house. But it neither intimidates or impresses me. As far as I am concerned the only mediocre thing around here (besides your boy Pee Pee) is your feeble attempt at sounding intelligent.

As I can tell that you have read through my responses, so you should know by now that I really don't care what some book smart geek thinks of my appearance.

Don't worry, kid, I will make some time to argue with you because I have come to realize that it is a turn on for some of you homebound freaks to get attention over the web.

 

[ESSO]

Eddie~~You really should stop insulting people that u know nothing about. I am definitely not a pig or a dyke or butch looking. Just thought I would clear that up for u.


Fatdaddycool~~Thank you for having my back. That was nice of u to stand up for me.


**For all those interested the pic of the team is on page 14 of the womens softball thread.

 

[ESSO]

For all of u that recently posted suggestions...I thank you for ur input.

We are planning on going to the driving range tomorrow or one day this weekend when it is nice. I am sure we will go out to dinner too. I was thinking bout getting him cologne, but I am not sure what he likes, so I decided not to do that. I liked the suggestion about the massage, I will keep that in mind for the future. I would have gotten him Eagles tickets if the season was closer to his birthday (good idea though).

I ended up getting him a polo shirt from Abercrombie and a couple "gag gifts." I am sure we will have fun at the baseball game.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat:

Wadda ya talkin bout???? My Redlegs won in 10.

You know what sucks. Cuttin off beer sales in the 7th inning. Of course, we planned for that by ordering an extra beer each in the top of the 7th. I set the extra beer under my seat than some f***in 10 year old knocks it over. Life is difficult.

By the way, Ms. Helen (aka the sassy one) seems to have a bit of a temper. Warning to the members of this board, you do not want to go into combat against her unless you are prepared. She seems to have that short guy complex.

Good seeing you AR. We plan on heading back to Scottsdale for golf next year since we had such a good time. This time I hope we connect. Maybe at Barcelonas.

Bjfinste: I love StevieD. Guy more than held his own against Dr. Freeze and the rest of the Hitler youth. I kept up on his posts. Problem is after a while you get tired of throwin out logical positions against totally deaf ears.

Kinda proves the old adage that people form beliefs than go out and find evidence to support those beliefs as opposed to listening to the other side and evaluating there positions. I guess we all do this to some degree.

Ms. Tbonez: Breath mint? Fine I'll take one. Do you have tuna flavor? The allegation that my rent at the trailer park is past due was totally uncalled for and below the belt. I'm paid up 2 months in advance.

My two canadien friends, Doctor and Toronto, dont be giving my secrets away ya hear. I'm not funnin with the ladies. I really want to do an over-under with Helen.

Esso: Never said you were a dyke, pig, or butch looking. Dont know you and dont know what you look like. Just makin general comments about female softball players. If you care to post a photo (preferably nude) I will gladly comment.

Ed

 

[ESSO]

My pic is already up in the softball thread. Its not a clear one, but I am sure there will be more to follow. I don't do nude pics for strangers.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie, I am afraid that you are mistaken again and you did call us those things. It was completely inapproiate and incorrect and you should be ashamed of yourself. I think I may have to call Jack and ask him for an online restraining order against you too. Do me a favor and please just kill yourself. Thanks.

Miss Melissa

 

[ESSO]

Shes right. Dont try to take back things u clearly said to all of us. Kidding or not it is inappropriate. Ur "out of order"!

 

[Private Petey]

letter switcheroo

letter switcheroo

Eddie, I think it's clear from the pictures that these dollies are not butches. However, if you switch the U to an I, you would have an accurate description of a couple of them.

 

[Justinsmom829]

pee pee I thougth you were finally coming around why oh why does it have to be this way?

M

 

[Private Petey]

tough crowd

tough crowd

Wow, I defend you against these butch allegations and this is the crap I get. jasonsmom, I didn't single you out as one of the letter switchers, so chill out.

 

[ESSO]

You shouldn't have took it that far. There are only four of us on here that u could possibly be talking bout. You defended us well, we all appreciate that, but then u start with ur name calling again. U'll never learn.

 

[Helen]

SCHOOL'S IN

SCHOOL'S IN

Hey Pee Pee, you must still be taking notes from the unknowing sage......that b*tches dig was kinda clever (a trait that you rarely show you have)

As for you Eddie..........I wouldn't put any money on anything having to do with you and me because nothing will ever happen there. I don't want to spend our "lifes" together...as for the short man complex, pretty funny that you would say that. I am actually the complete opposite. Ask anyone that knows me, if you aren't at least 6' I don't even consider you a man!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ESSO]

Helen thats not cool. My boyfriend is short, but I am very short so it works for us.

 

[ESSO]

He's like 5'8 or 5'9.

 

[Helen]

Sorry Esso, just the way I am, always have been that way. I shouldn't say that I don't consider them a man. My brother is around the same height and I think he is one of the best men going. I guess I mean for me, a man for me. Ask my sis, I don't even notice cute short guys. I pay absolutely no attention to them at all. There is a funny story that goes with this whole topic, remind me to fill you in on Friday!!!

 

[ESSO]

Its cool. No offense taken. I know people have different tastes. Everybody gots there own likes and dislikes. I will be sure to remind u to fill me in.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Melissa,

May I call you Mel? Look Mel, I think its down right nasty of you to suggest that I kill myself. If you do not want me to communicate with you and your teamates just say the word and I will leave you alone forever.

I must admit that I have this huge crush on the sassy one. I know if she would only go out with me once I would get her on a diet wherein she would tighten up those thighs and really look good. Her refusal to talk to me will take its toll on my ego and I may have to take you up on your suggestion.

Tell her I'm 6'1" tall, weigh 185, am buff and carry a 7" bat. I'm really not a loser. I drive a Lexus, live in a very nice suburb of Cincinnati. I'm willing to dump my wife and kid for her. I'd even move to Philly and root for the Eagles.

I await your advice.

Eddie, the lonely

 

[ESSO]

Helen is one hell of a women but thats a horrible thing to say about ur wife and kid.

 

[Private Petey]

eddie, I think that you're making a mistake. Usually when a dollie has a sassy attitude she ends up being a dud in the sack (unless she's drunk). The quiet ones like esso usually give the most miles per gallon.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Ed,

May I call you azzhole? Azzhole I would like it very much if you would please refrain from speaking to me and/or about me in this thread on any thread. It may have been mean for me to suggest that you kill yourself but I really do wish you would. As far as Helen goes she looks great. She is one of the prettiest sister that I have, besides me of course (inside joke) so your school age flirting with her is ridiculous. She is not one bit attracted to LOSERS!

Miss Melissa