Good gifts for guys

[Helen]

Well Kane, just to let you know that neither I or any of my teammates have ever once lead any of you boys on. Where would you even come up with something like that??

From veiwing all of the posts most of the conversations were between ourselves anyway. You guys put your comments in and that is how most discussions come about. So, you really need to get the facts straight.

As for Ed....most "SKILLED" attorneys are too busy to "pick a beef". I can see that you spent most of your day on this forum, which tells me your phone isn't ringing off the hook. My advice to you is invest in a better pair of glasses and get a life.

 

[Mr. KANE]

PP

I just thought I help you out with the proper term for the occassion but if you want to be defensive then fine with me:thefinger


PP- Im surpised no one in here picked up on your age by your posts. I noticed you refered to these girls as "Dollies" several times. That word went out in the mid thirties. The only men I ever heard call girls "dollies" were about 55-70 and over 300 pounds.

Hope that helps:thefinger

 

[ESSO]

Nice work Kane!!!

 

[Mr. KANE]

Thank You


Thank You !!!


I was waiting for someone else to catch that but I just was waiting patiently for the right time

 

[Private Petey]

old fashioned values

old fashioned values

Well KANE, even though I am only in my early twenties, I have old-fashioned values. Dollies is a term of affection. Now mind your own business you dork.

 

[Mr. KANE]

Did your grand child help you what that one "Dork"

 

[Helen]

Pee Pee...you are a loser and not one person around likes your sorry azz...........I knew that you were a fat pimply faced dork the minute I read your your first posting. Stop trying to pretend that you ever even had a date. Everyone knows that the your first kiss was just yesterday and it was from sage...and he even got tired of your stupid bullsh*t...Now, go get a life!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Hey Blue:

I saw your photograph on the golf course. What a strapping, good looking young man you are. I'm glad you didnt come up here to Ohio to kick my butt cause I think you would have no problem doing the same.

Thinking about representing Private Petey in a defamation action against this horde of female bull dykes. Kinda felt sorry for the old guy. Then again, maybe not. They seem to encircle their prey and attack mercilessly. I dont know if I can handle it. May be a job for BeantownJim.

Ms. Esso:

I realize I dont have a chance with you or your mates. I'm not on the same team (paraphrasing a Seinfeld episode). My teamates have different equipment than I do. Your teamates have the same equipment.

I have a bat. His name is woody. You all dont. I like to put my bat in the bat rack when I'm using it. You guys dont use bats (well not real ones anyway).

Raz:

Courtroom personell usually sit through endless boring testimony. If something funny happens really makes their day.

Dr.:

Never left. Just been kinda quite lately.

Ed

 

[ESSO]

Sorry petey but I am with Kane on this one....Dollies isnt exactly a term used commonly. U should try sweetie, babe, darling, hunny, etc. They are terms of affection that are used by people in there early twenties. I know because I am that age.

 

[Helen]

Guess our unemployed attorney decided to "pick a beef" with another...just as well though!!!!!! He kinda bores me anyway..

 

[Mr. KANE]

:clap: :clap:

 

[Private Petey]

Esso, I know that dollies isn't a common term of affection, but I use it to set myself apart from the other guys. It seems to work, too!!

 

[ESSO]

Just as a side note eddie. Every girl on our team is either married or has a boyfriend. No one is with a partner that has the same equipment as them. Ur nasty for even suggesting that. Look who u r defending (pp) he is the one who is into people with the same equipment. Give him ur homo lecture, not me.

 

[Mr. KANE]

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[Eddie Haskell]

Helen, Helen, Helen:

You go, girl!!! I guess I didn't last too long on your "never pay no mind" list. In order for you to see me on this forum all day must mean that you also are on this forum all day.

Maybe we have that in common. Why don't you and I go out and let me see if I can convert you from their team to our team. What do ya say, pumpkin.

As far as my comments on your photograph, I don't think I need a new pair of glasses. You may want to retain someone who can airbrush that photo a bit. They may be able to take some thigh out.

I have a life. Want to share our lifes together. I love female softball players. Do you have pictures of Martina Navratilova and Anne Hecht in your bedroom?

Hope to see you soon,

Ed

 

[Helen]

My husband and I share our "lifes" together....guess that explains why your phone doesn't ring....

I wasn't on all day...I read your posts and saw the time frame......LOSER!!!!!!

My thighs are of no concern to you anyway. But if you look correctly.....they are perfectly proportioned to my body..I'm not built like J-Lo. They are the perfect size.

 

[Mr. KANE]

Hold on PP

Im comin to help soon


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[Helen]

Hey Ed.....:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Ms. Esso:

One of the most honorable things an attorney can do is represent the unrepresentable, most-despicable, low, scum of the earth. Under such circumstances, I gladly accept the mantle of representing Private Petey.

As the former governor of Texas, Ann Richards once said " You can dress up a hog and call her Monique but, she's still a pig". Same with you and your teamates. You all can have husbands and boyfriends but.........................

Dont you notice Helen giving you that little wink when you return to the bench after launching one into the gap in left center. Or how bout TBonez's pat on your but after lining out to short. Tell me you didnt feel a little tingle.

You guys can wear the other teams uniforms but in your heart you know you root, root, root for your sisters. I mean you know Anne Hecht married a guy after she broke up with Ellen. You think she changed teams. No way. Just for show baby.

Now, on with the muff diving.

Eddie

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Eddie my boy...........I was only kidding about the ass kicking!

Have fun with the girls! I have been waiting on you to join in the fun that Peter has started! I warned a friend of mine to beware the arguing power of the Haskell! It's kinda like the power of Cheese!


Forever yours


Blue!