kosar

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None of these other dumbasses thought of it. Only me.

Uh yeah, that's because nobody wanted to insult your intelligence by actually suggesting that you hadn't already tried that.:rolleyes:

Wow, you almost had a professional come over to do that!:142smilie
 

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"insult your intelligence" is sure right! Or maybe Kosar's memory. :142smilie

Kosar was first one to post in thread titled "Computer help", started by Agent in 2006:


The rebooting didn't even cross my mind this time. I wouldn't know how to clear cookies or clear the cache or 'defrag' if there was a gun to my head, but I always offer that advice because it seems like those are the default fix advice thingees.

I usually just try to help people with computer problems as best I can.

Seriously, this computer hasn't been shut off for years, probably in the 2-3 year range that Joker mentions. It was a simple fix as it turns out.

We all win.
 

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:lol: what a band of misfits....:lol:

.reminds me of the last time i was in home depot....i was looking for a monkey wrench and i couldn't find one....

so i asked for help, and the young salesdude(maybe 21-22) looked at me strangely, led me to the aisle and said patronizingly "they're called pipe wrenches now, sir".

so,i held it over my head thanked the person and said,"now i can kill col. mustard in the conservatory!".....my old lady punched me...

the helper minion didn't get the joke, but an old retired couple behind us in the aisle laughed pretty hard.....

:shrug:
 

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Awwww, how cute. Lemme guess. You're Kosar's "life coach"?

Ha Ha!

Kelly. In Dallas.

I didn't ask for help, but I referred to some computer problems in other threads yesterday as reasons why I couldn't open links and Jackson started this thread in response to that.

Anything new with your lesbian friend in the 'garden?'
 

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Kelly. In Dallas.

I didn't ask for help, but I referred to some computer problems in other threads yesterday as reasons why I couldn't open links and Jackson started this thread in response to that.

Anything new with your lesbian friend in the 'garden?'

No need to be defensive, big guy. We all need a little help here and there.

My garden friend turned out to be straight. She just thinks I'm *really nice.* Weird, I know.
 

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Turn Off Why? Let it run get your monies worth.
But when everything else fails. Use the switch.
 

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:lol: what a band of misfits....:lol:

.reminds me of the last time i was in home depot....i was looking for a monkey wrench and i couldn't find one....

so i asked for help, and the young salesdude(maybe 21-22) looked at me strangely, led me to the aisle and said patronizingly "they're called pipe wrenches now, sir".

so,i held it over my head thanked the person and said,"now i can kill col. mustard in the conservatory!".....my old lady punched me...

the helper minion didn't get the joke, but an old retired couple behind us in the aisle laughed pretty hard.....

:shrug:

kids these days all they care about is change and hope, you have to be politically correct or the thought police will come and get you
 
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