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Cie

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Man what a cash cow these are. Pay some stooge to sit in the place, or get a fake CCTV system. Either way, you get a guy "on call." And ultimately, you can print money with this one...

Isn't this one of those situations before you go for the bank loan to buy (like a tow truck industry) the loan officer asks bluntly if you are in the Mafia? :shrug:

I was thinking real cctv and a part-time employee. I almost pulled the trigger on one a few years ago, and that location is constantly full. There will always be a ton of apartment-dwellers without on-site facilities in the areas in which these are located.
 

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ya can't go wrong with this business in any big city, read the nice full article here. An excerpt:

Sex Toys R Us

For one Henderson family, delivering adult toys is great business

?It?s financially stable,? and ?Sex sells.? For now, it?s a home-based business, with all the product stored in rooms of their large house (?I can?t store it in the garage, because the edibles will melt,? mother Elizabeth says.) But they may have to start looking for a storefront soon: Business is starting to boom. During our half-hour interview, one of their six contracted drivers called four times regarding deliveries. ?I had to make a delivery at 3 a.m.,? younger Elizabeth says. She now has no life. ?I?m scared to leave the house for fear the phone will ring.?

Although they market primarily to tourists through fliers and a walking billboard on the Strip, half their business is local. And while they offer complete anonymity through a website, more and more customers are calling their orders in, 70 percent of them female. ?One woman asked me, ?So, you?re like pizza delivery, but with toys??? younger Elizabeth says, laughing. Products can be delivered locally within an hour if customers are willing to pay the $50 fee. And it?s very discreet?everything is delivered in a brown bag or box. ?Sometimes we use a Kellogg?s cereal box,? mother Elizabeth says. Now that?s hot.
 

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ya can't go wrong with this business in any big city, read the nice full article here. An excerpt:

Sex Toys R Us

For one Henderson family, delivering adult toys is great business

?It?s financially stable,? and ?Sex sells.? For now, it?s a home-based business, with all the product stored in rooms of their large house (?I can?t store it in the garage, because the edibles will melt,? mother Elizabeth says.) But they may have to start looking for a storefront soon: Business is starting to boom. During our half-hour interview, one of their six contracted drivers called four times regarding deliveries. ?I had to make a delivery at 3 a.m.,? younger Elizabeth says. She now has no life. ?I?m scared to leave the house for fear the phone will ring.?

Although they market primarily to tourists through fliers and a walking billboard on the Strip, half their business is local. And while they offer complete anonymity through a website, more and more customers are calling their orders in, 70 percent of them female. ?One woman asked me, ?So, you?re like pizza delivery, but with toys??? younger Elizabeth says, laughing. Products can be delivered locally within an hour if customers are willing to pay the $50 fee. And it?s very discreet?everything is delivered in a brown bag or box. ?Sometimes we use a Kellogg?s cereal box,? mother Elizabeth says. Now that?s hot.

My wife said living with one dildo was enough... :sadwave:
 

DOGS THAT BARK

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I'm thinking about buying a pair of coin-op laundromats. Seriously:facepalm:

Maybe we can run a chain of these nationally:shrug:

Got to tell you this story Cie--

I had client that owned one of these and did well --was playing golf one day and he remarked best part was he paid little in taxes as it was cash business. several years later he got in serious trouble with IRS and owed bunch of back taxes. How they got him was they went back over years of water bills he paid and had formula on how much volumn business had per amount of water used--would think same would apply to coin operated car washes.
Sneaky rascals!
 

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Got to tell you this story Cie--

I had client that owned one of these and did well --was playing golf one day and he remarked best part was he paid little in taxes as it was cash business. several years later he got in serious trouble with IRS and owed bunch of back taxes. How they got him was they went back over years of water bills he paid and had formula on how much volumn business had per amount of water used--would think same would apply to coin operated car washes.
Sneaky rascals!

Rat Bastards!
 
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