Madjack Golf outing: Friday Golf - the 23rd

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Friday Golf: Tee times start at 1:03pm Eastern. If I need to add you to the list - let me know.

Joker
Woodson
Tonk
Nole
2 Foot Tommy
GMROZ22
Roll Tide
MadJack - Maybe?
BBC
Wineguy
Dunclock
Dunclock Nephew
Nickmdet
Eddie Haskell
Mr. Poon
Scuba Steve
ppabart
FDC




I have reserved tee times for 22 golfers - they want to know exact number by Monday - so if you are not on the list - you might miss out on Friday golf.
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Based on the above names I have made up a tentative list of teams that are as close to unfair as they can get but every team has an a player and one has to carry five. Since I feel that my mouth runs enough for five people I have included myself in that group and also tried to match some what I KNOW to be good players with some absolute shit players like Haskell. Here are the teams all are final, names will be added as needed and yes I am saying it... I made the teams......if you don't like it than I apologize but I hardly think it will matter because it is what it is.

FDC (stands for FRIDAY'S DESIGNATED CAPTAIN)

Here we go, team captains listed first of course;

TEAM 1
Rolltide
FDC
BBC
Haskell

TEAM 2
PPAbart
Wineguy
the incomparable GMROZZ ladies and gentlemen
MJ

TEAM 3
Tonkgolf
Poon
Scuba (yea I know this team is pretty stacked oh well)
Nick whatever the fuck is the rest of his handle dude

TEAM 4
Dunclock
Woodson and Joker (two of my personal heroes)



Send all complaints to Walmart.


That should help,
FDC
 
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The Joker said:
Friday Golf: Tee times start at 1:03pm Eastern. If I need to add you to the list - let me know.

Joker
Woodson
Tonk
GMROZ22
Roll Tide
MadJack
BBC
Wineguy
Dunclock
Nickmdet
UGA12 (w/ friend)
Eddie Haskell
Mr. Poon
Scuba Steve
ppabart
FDC
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cancelled a long time ago.
 
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2-foot Tommy and I will be there for golf Friday.

Tommy and Amanda will be at Horseshoe Thursday night. Wife and I driving up Friday morning.
 
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If I am picking up FDC at 11:45, probably will not be able to check into hotel and have to drive straight to course, if I heard right, the course is like 20 minutes from hotel
 
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Now this is exactly why I am concerned about picking teams before I arrive. Those are 3 of the people I will NOT have in my foursome under any set of circumstances.

1. Rolltide - I mean really, give me a fucking break. I'm going to Louisville to have a couple of relaxing rounds of golf. Instead of having the beer cart follow us around, this piece of shit is going to insist on a Dunkin Donuts truck be attached as a trailer to his golf cart. The last thing I want to do is be trying to sink a put through chicken bones and triple cheeseburger lying all over each green. No thanks.

2. Bobby Fucking Blue Chip - Oh goodie, a Notre Dame puke who is going to be telling me about how the fighting amish are going to win the national championship now that they highjacked brian kelly from my alma mater. For 18 holes having this fishhead go on and on about notre fucking dame, no thanks. I'd rather have saint as my dentist and Wayne as my insurance agent.

3. Fat Daddy Cool - I hate texas. let me repeat that, I hate texas. The only thing i hate more is someone from illinois who is transplanted to texas and who works for an airline. If he retained me as an attorney and spent 5 minutes talking to me, I would charge him for 3 hours and triple my hourly rate. Yes, it is that painful. Spending 10 minutes with him and I guarantee you will walk away dumber.

This is why I am very concerned that I will drive all the way down to Louisville and get stuck in a foursome like this. Put a bullet in my head.

Eddie
 
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Eddie, you are awesome. :0002

That is an All-Star Cast of MJers if I have ever seen one. I'm counting the days until next Friday!
 
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Eddie Haskell said:
Now this is exactly why I am concerned about picking teams before I arrive. Those are 3 of the people I will NOT have in my foursome under any set of circumstances.

1. Rolltide - I mean really, give me a fucking break. I'm going to Louisville to have a couple of relaxing rounds of golf. Instead of having the beer cart follow us around, this piece of shit is going to insist on a Dunkin Donuts truck be attached as a trailer to his golf cart. The last thing I want to do is be trying to sink a put through chicken bones and triple cheeseburger lying all over each green. No thanks.

2. Bobby Fucking Blue Chip - Oh goodie, a Notre Dame puke who is going to be telling me about how the fighting amish are going to win the national championship now that they highjacked brian kelly from my alma mater. For 18 holes having this fishhead go on and on about notre fucking dame, no thanks. I'd rather have saint as my dentist and Wayne as my insurance agent.

3. Fat Daddy Cool - I hate texas. let me repeat that, I hate texas. The only thing i hate more is someone from illinois who is transplanted to texas and who works for an airline. If he retained me as an attorney and spent 5 minutes talking to me, I would charge him for 3 hours and triple my hourly rate. Yes, it is that painful. Spending 10 minutes with him and I guarantee you will walk away dumber.

This is why I am very concerned that I will drive all the way down to Louisville and get stuck in a foursome like this. Put a bullet in my head.

Eddie
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Eddie, you are the man!!!!:mj07:

Jesus!!! Funny stuff!!!!
 
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Eddie-Man: As I said when I first met
you;you`re much nicer than you act!However,
how you act is funnier than:facepalm: :facepalm: :0074 :mj07:
 
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