Penguin, Knefl and the like, you NITS sound like the old women at my Golf Club.
Penguin, Knefl and the like, you NITS sound like the old women at my Golf Club.
Man, you REALLY need a hobby!
Well I tried being a cruddy idiotic insurance salesman, but the job was taken:
I quickly moved to lying about my golf abilities, again the line was too long:
So I decided to try and make every thread at a popular sports forum about me, but once again someone beat me to it.
I'm now at a loss.
You think the white tees are the ladies tees or something?
:mj07:
No matter who you follow, or what you contribute, this in one hell of a Sports forum!
Thanks Jack.....
That's what we affectionately call the white tees up here. "The Sally's".... We play the blue or the black. (I can't play the black, myself. Too damned short!)
Go easy on the urinal jokes, okay?
Oh, and we don't play "Winter Rules", ever!
I hear all these guys talking about their 77's, and 79's, but they never talk about the fact that they use their fking irons like a burger spatula all day long, and take four foot "tap-ins"! Come tournament time......whadda ya know? Here come the 89's and the DNF's and WD's!
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I may hold the record for longest lurker before registering so I know them all-here is my top ten
1-Cow-no words to describe
2-nick Douglas-best fade ever
3-Nolan Dalla-2nd best fade ever
4-Beantown Jim-no one has caused so many threads
5-Worm44-say what you must, the guy knew how to pick em
6-Scott from Atl--pictures say a thousand words
7-Freelancc-said so much with so little
8-Fletcher-based only on run on sentences
9-Box and one-for good solid writeups
10-yyz-for biggest "prick" poster
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