The Hippo/Kramer Contest 2009 WEEK ONE

smurphy

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Happy Hippo

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I don't like Hippos when they have more points than me. Please make sure this doesn't happen again. Thanks

I'm pretty sure the point of this contest isn't to make any friends. Therefore, I will do what I want. However, your performance this week was certainly more impressive than mine (and Cutler's) :SIB
 

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Standings come out today. And new lines Wednesday... or so it has been done over the years...

Hopefully someone is working on them... :mj07:
 

Kramer

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Smurph, you want this shit back :142smilie


The Finster +4 :bigun:

tulah +3
Tcas +3

Madjack +2
Carters Cubs +2
Wiseass +2
ImFeklhr +2
jinxbreaker +2
The Hippster +2

el JB +1
Woody +1
Smurph +1 :bigun:
tigerfan +1
WayneWonder +1
Kramer +1 :box2:
trolln4walii +1
LDB +1
gmrozz22 +1

Bad Angel 0
The Boys 0

cmamoulelis -1
Blackman -1
Morris -1 :drinky:
Juji-gatame -1
ron808 -1
Box and One -1
thadchr -1

weasel -2
Rolltide -2
Phart -2 :142smilie
Beachboy -2
Cie Grant -2
wannabe whale -2
Eagle Green -2
sponge -2

Clem D -3
The Rippster -3 :00hour

-4 :scared
hawkeye
BBC
Mr. Christo

I forgot to mention, whoever comes in last does
NOT have to pay the 20 bucks. Last place is
always more highly contested than first :mj07:
 

smurphy

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Nice work (sort of) Kramer. I never bothered posting standings until Wednesday. Don't ever give these people what they want. They already get way more than they deserve.

Also, in case of a tie, the actual record will be needed. ...But fuck that - too much work. There will be no ties, we'll make sure of that.

Hopefully some of these people don't show up this week and we can thin the herd.

Can't believe what a lucky fuckhead Finster is.:rolleyes:
 

ppabart

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I fixed this for you, Kramass

The Finster +4 (total horseshit)

tulah +3 (lick my nuts)
Tcas +3 (bite my crank)

Madjack +2 (whatever)
Carters Cubs +2 (piss off)
Wiseass +2 (lucky MFer)
ImFeklhr +2 (obviously got laid....where's Kosar?)
jinxbreaker +2 (out of his league)
The Hippster +2 (total anomaly)

el JB +1 (el bullshit)
Woody +1 (-4 next week)
Smurph +1 (got the maximum of his abilities)
tigerfan +1 (I thought the service forum was removed...how'd you get two right?)
WayneWonder +1 (got two more right than he'll get next week)
Kramer +1 (only positive number all year)
trolln4walii +1 (trollin for losers next week)
LDB +1 (Kramer said next week, don't post, you get an automatic +4)
gmrozz22 +1 (no way in hell. oh wait....)

Bad Angel 0 (will forget next week anyway)
The Boys 0 (obviously needs a pill for this too)

cmamoulelis -1 (who?)
Blackman -1 (one outta three ain't bad)
Morris -1 (good effort)
Juji-gatame -1 (sorry for your lost)
ron808 -1 (see you next year)
Box and One -1 (well played)
thadchr -1 (1-2 every week is perfect, keep doing what you're doing)

weasel -2 (I like the wease)
Rolltide -2 (maybe gain a pound or two back)
Phart -2 (future champion)
Beachboy -2 (too much fun in the sun)
Cie Grant -2 (too bad LSU isnt in the NFL)
wannabe whale -2 (is this a free contest?)
Eagle Green -2 (sure the hell isn't money green)
sponge -2 (thank you, come again)

Clem D -3 (I like Al Bundy)
The Rippster -3 (sweet)

-4 :scared
hawkeye (sweet picks)
BBC (perfection)
Mr. Christo (keep up the good work)


Worst of luck to you all :D
 

smurphy

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not even I went that far. I'm now disappointed in myself :(

It's not an easy adjustment. You have been a nice guy your whole life. This kind of relentless bashing takes years to perfect.

Weasel took a shortcut with the shitting of the pants reference. When you can cut people down without going fecal, that's when you know are good.
 
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