The Trial of Beantownjim "

[The Judge]

Judge--
Im going to a poker tourney and need till tomorrow to post my portion of the case :mj07:

The prosecutor is hereby excused to attend to this important matter. The bench requests that the prosecution team provide the court a schedule to address the following matters which will not be in conflict with any gambling duties:

Formal filing of all charges against BTJ
Appointing an attorney for BTJ
Jury Selection
Arraignment on all charges
Trial

Once approved by the court, this schedule will be strictly followed. We are adjourned.

 

[THE KOD]

Johnny Knockdown has been located and
has agreed to testify for the state, if he can receive
federal immunity.

 

[THE KOD]

btj is far left with Yuri at a party
doing the YMCA dance.

 

[The Judge]

Johnny Knockdown has been located and
has agreed to testify for the state, if he can receive
federal immunity.

Please inform Mr. Knockdown that immunity for his testimony can only be granted within the boundries of this forum.

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS I HAVE TO DELAY MY TRIAL I PULLED MY GROIN TODAY CARRYING SHEETROCK HOPEFULLY I CAN ANSWER THESE CHARGES AT A LATER DATE OH MAN MY GROIN IS KILLING ME.NO BOYS I AM NOT IN THE MOOD I DONT WANT TO HEAR (HEY BEANTOWN WHY DONT YOU GO SEE YOUR GROINACOLOGIST) PLEASE FELLAS MY LOVELY WIFE IS GETTING ME AN ICE PACK AS I TYPE THEN I AM GOING TO SIT BACK AND WATCH AMERICAN IDOL. :violin:

BOYS TELL THE JUDGE I AM PULLING MY GROIN AND THE TRIAL CANT CONTINUE OH I JUST GOT A SPASM.SO LONG FELLAS SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

 

[Nole]

BOYS TELL THE JUDGE I AM PULLING MY GROIN

That ain't all you're pullin'.

Got a local girl named Chimiqua here. She'll come by your house and massage that groin for you. You okay with that?

nole

 

[dr. freeze]

BEANTOWN JIM ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THAT WAY YOU WON'T BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR PULLED GROIN

 

[IntenseOperator]

(in the backround )

(in the backround )

"TEAR DOWN THE WALL"

"TEAR DOWN THE WALL"

 

[twofingers]

FREE BEANTOWN JIM

FREE BEANTOWN JIM


WHY DON'T YOU BLOOD THIRSTY BASTARDS GO AFTER CYRUS. HE STILL OWES ME $30.



I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY VYRUS848 STOLE $30 FROM ME AND THEM HAD THE BALLS TO START POSTING AGAIN.

 

[Nole]

FREE BEANTOWN JIM

FREE BEANTOWN JIM


WHY DON'T YOU BLOOD THIRSTY BASTARDS GO AFTER CYRUS. HE STILL OWES ME $30.



I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY VYRUS848 STOLE $30 FROM ME AND THEM HAD THE BALLS TO START POSTING AGAIN.

:mj07:

You gonna run another pool 2fingers?

nole

 

[taoist]

That ain't all you're pullin'.... Got a local girl named Chimiqua here. She'll come by your house and massage that groin for you. You okay with that?

nole

BEANTOWN JIM ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THAT WAY YOU WON'T BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR PULLED GROIN

...okay, beer on the monitor, guys!!! :mj07: :mj07:


p.s. Scottie, this is your kind of thread.... This should keep you busy for a while....

...and BTW, Haskill said that he enjoys defending upstanding, ACLU-lovin', tree-huggin', free-speakin', liberal citizens like BTJ and didn't need any help in this matter....

 

[freelancc]

if the KKK mask does not fit.. you must acquit.. :mj07: :mj07:

 

[RexBudler]

:hah: :hah:

if the KKK mask does not fit.. you must acquit.. :mj07: :mj07:

 

[ROCCO]

if the KKK mask does not fit.. you must acquit.. :mj07: :mj07:

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[Trossi3389]

BOYS TELL THE JUDGE I AM PULLING MY GROIN .

:mj07:

 

[THE KOD]

if the KKK mask does not fit.. you must acquit.. :mj07: :mj07:

 

[THE KOD]

This be one of the prosecutions witnesses.Lets call him Witness A for the
time being.word out

 

[THE KOD]

BTJ's Uncle warned Jim not to mess with
Philadelphia Ray.

 

[THE KOD]

RAYMOND INC. tracking one btj
24 hours a day. Like on Goodfellows where
jimmy is being hounded by the coptor.

Do you hear a whirling sound?

 

[THE KOD]

.................................................................................

RAYMOND

I think you should consider wearing this as your avatar during the trial. So everyone recognizes you easily.

The red liberty bell is a jix like the seals.