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    Texas de Brazil

    Anybody ever been to one? All you can eat meat cuts? What can you tell me?
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    The Book (short joke)

    I was walking through the mall and went into a Muslim Bookshop. The clerk asked if he could help me, so I asked for a book on Australian Muslim Immigration Policy. The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out." I said, "Yes, that's the one."
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    Amazing site (Vietnam Wall)

    This is really sobering. Click on the link and find the city where you went to high school and look at the names. Click on the name and it will give details of the death. Vietnam Wall First click on a state. When it opens, scroll down to the city and the names will appear. Then click on...
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    BudThe Cowboy

    BUD the Cowboy A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni? suit, Gucci? shoes, RayBan? sunglasses and YSL? tie, leaned out the window and...
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    Distress Call

    An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday!! The...
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    Typewriter Artist

    Incredible fellow... www.youtube.com/embed/svzPm8lT36o?feature=player_detailpage
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    Sportsbook

    Is there an easy outfit to work with. One you don't have to fork over a DNA sample with? I find all this confusing. This time of year need it more stly for golf. Thanks.
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    Harly and Vaseline (joke)

    ----------------------------------------- Harley and Vaseline Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint...
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    Embarassment

    > Embarrassment > Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to the top of his field. > > Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper at a conference...
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    IRS Audit

    Annual IRS Audit At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too...
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    She Had Four Husbands

    .She had 4 Husbands?? The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a...
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    The Elfing

    You've been Elfed Life is all about asses. You're either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a piece of it, Or behaving like one. MERRY CHRISTMAS to all Madjackers
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    Calling in sick...

    CALLING IN SICK A guy working in Mansfield phoned in sick to work (the first day of deer season) - - - he said he 'hit his thumb with a hammer, and it's all swollen.' The employer was very skeptical about the excuse, so he asked him to take a picture with his smart phone, email it in, and...
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    Confidence

    An Air Force fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No," he replies, "I just got this...
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    Al Sharpton

    I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about......... I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I...
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    Even Santa Poops

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9TTz3R5SmI
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    The Night Before Christmas..... Adult Version

    In the spirit of the holiday season, a new twist , on an old classic. Happy Holidays. The Adult Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for...
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    Epic Penalty Kick Shootout (funny video)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0
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    Neighbor( joke)

    ​ A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob...... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.& nbsp; I do not get it at...
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    World's Highest Swing

    Hold On ...:scared :scared :scared :scared :scared :scared www.youtube.com/embed/Ze68s47-xO4"
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