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[Mr. KANE]

Ewwww... Get out of there...

PP , your covered in chit!!!



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[Eddie Haskell]

Helen:

You seem quite angry. First you pick a fight with my client then you, without provocation, attack his representative. Ever considered an anger management class?

I'm so glad that you and Mr. Helen share your lives together in the City of Brotherly (or should I say Sisterly) Love. Does Mr. Helen know youve been talking with me all day. Will he not get upset? Or does he like bats?

Your right. I am a loser as many on this board will attest. My phone does not ring and I spend all day long on this board as well as many others just causing problems. You got me pegged thunder thighs.

I agree you aren't built like J-Lo. More like J-ello. You know, I like you. I like you alot. You are sassy. Sassy Helen from Philly. Got a good ring to it. Dont you gals have a game tonight?

Eddie

 

[Helen]

Well, it is definitely my opinion that the loser Ed Haskell has to go back to grade school and take 4th grade English again. Wonder how he got through Law School

It is one thing to go on your rant about"female softball players" but it is a whole other thing when you go calling people vulgar names. You do not know any of us, and I think it is totally uncalled for to go where you went. I don;t think it was one bit funny.

I can see why you felt the need to get invovled and try to take some of the attention off of Pee Pee. Because you aren't getting any elsewhere. It is very obvious that you are a lonely guy with nuttin better to do then try to "pick a beef" with a bunch a females at least 400 miles away from you. Just go somewhere and pay for it dude, it would be a lot easier.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Uh oh, the sassy one is upset.

I'd love to carry on this little tete-a-tete with you and the gals but I got 3rd row seats behind the plate at Great American Park tonight for the Reds-Cubbies game. If you get Fox Sports Ohio in Philly watch the game and check me out.

I'll be wearing the "I love Sassy" (on the front) and "Esso is my man" (on the back) tee shirt. Since my phone doesnt ring and further, since I'm such a loser, maybe we can carry this conversation on tomorrow?

With champagne wishes and cavier dreams, I remain,

Eddie

 

[fatdaddycool]

Hey Eddie,
I think I saw you at the game. Sorry your Reds got beat by my Cubbies but there is always tomorrow. Which one were you as I saw alot of shiftless loser lawyer types.
I have to say the J-ello one was great. Very funny. I don't know if I agree with it as I have not seen the picture in question, still funny though. Also, past experience has proved that Esso is a pretty nice girl so I will not give any kudos for slamming her. I don't know Helen.

As for a gift.......give me a minute

 

[AR182]

i must admit even though i wasted my time reading this thread i find it very amusing. it started out with esso asking for suggestions for a gift for her boyfriend, & she got everything else, except that. which i think is very funny.

eddie,

i will echo what the good dr. said, it is good to see you again. we missed your wit.

ladies,

you are playing into eddie & his client's hand by taking them seriously. i guess you can't tell when you are getting your legs pulled. and speaking of legs, can someone please point in the direction where helen is showing her legs.

esso,

to answer your question about what to give your boyfriend, i would reccomend a palm pilot, or tickets to an eagles game, or a nice dinner. i know i could always be bought with food, & am pretty sure your boyfriend would appreciate it. but i'm sure your boyfriend will love anything you give him, as long as you are there for him.

 

[bjfinste]

Eddie,

Haven't heard from you in a while, nice to see my favorite poster back in the forum.... I generally avoid the political debates because I'm simply outgunned here, but poor StevieD has done his best against Freeze and Co. and I usually agree with you, so I've missed your posts...

Girls, regardless of what Mr. Haskell thinks, I found the photos to be quite appealing.

 

[Chanman]

AR182- As always- Good post. I vote for the Palm Pilot.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Ms. Esso:


As the former governor of Texas, Ann Richards once said " You can dress up a hog and call her Monique but, she's still a pig". Same with you and your teamates. You all can have husbands and boyfriends but.........................

Dont you notice Helen giving you that little wink when you return to the bench after launching one into the gap in left center. Or how bout TBonez's pat on your but after lining out to short. Tell me you didnt feel a little tingle.

You guys can wear the other teams uniforms but in your heart you know you root, root, root for your sisters. I mean you know Anne Hecht married a guy after she broke up with Ellen. You think she changed teams. No way. Just for show baby.

Now, on with the muff diving.

Eddie

OH EDDIE- The next time some one offers you a breath mint I suggest you take it babe

FDC- you couldn't miss EDDIE he was working the game , desperate for some sales from his side job selling peanuts and beer. His rent at the trailer park was due last month and he is very close to eviction.................The firm isn't doing to well:shrug:

 

[TBONEZ0295]

AR182-page 14 lol softball thread

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Which one were you as I saw alot of shiftless loser lawyer types.
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watch yourself Cris!!!


:nono:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

eddie,

i will echo what the good dr. said, it is good to see you again. we missed your wit.

ladies,

you are playing into eddie & his client's hand by taking them seriously. i guess you can't tell when you are getting your legs pulled. and speaking of legs, can someone please point in the direction where helen is showing her legs.

Agreed AR182,

Eddie is a man of great intellect and wit. Always look forward to reading his posts.

And ladies, unless it is a political debate/discussion, Ed is playing with ya...

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

i must admit even though i wasted my time reading this thread i find it very amusing. it started out with esso asking for suggestions for a gift for her boyfriend, & she got everything else, except that. which i think is very funny.

damn AR182, you took the words right out of my mouth.....!!!
this is one damn funny thread.

and i must concur, yes, eddie is having his fun....but atleast everyone is hitting above the belt.....

good to have your wit back, eddie.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Agreed AR182,
Eddie is a man of great intellect and wit. Always look forward to reading his posts.
And ladies, unless it is a political debate/discussion, Ed is playing with ya...

hey Anthony, you think this gives us extra incentive to make it to the madjack's vegas party.....????

prob is, with that TCDSB lockout, i took a pretty bad hit in the wallet.....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

oh yeah, sorry for hijacking your thread, esso.....

check this site out for gift ideas:

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[KotysDad]

original question

original question

Esso,

Have you considered getting him something like a gift certificate for something like a 1/2 hour or 1 hr massage at the health spa?? If you have only been dating two months, it doesnt imply anything too too serious (unless thats what you are looking for). It's a gift I never minded getting for a birthday, Xmas, or father's day present.

 

[ajoytoy]

He is my boyfriend. Only been together for a couple months. He is turning 22. He likes almost any kind of activity (video games, sports, chess, magic, etc.)thats why I am having difficulty. I am planning on spending around $50, because I already got tickets for the Phillies game on Thursday. Hopefully that will help u guys out a little.

maybe a round of golf....

good luck with it

have fun at the game

toy

 

[Mr. KANE]

Just get him a nice bottle of cologne and take him out to dinner

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

I agree with MR Kane...

 

[ThE_SaGe_69]

To ThE nOt QuItE rEaDy FoR pRiMe-TiMe HeLeN oF tUrD:


wHy Am I nOt SuRpRiSeD tO SeE yOu AtTeMpTiNg To WaX pOeTiC iN aNoThEr OnE oF tHeSe ThReAdS!


It is one thing to go on your rant about"female softball players" but it is a whole other thing when you go calling people vulgar names. You do not know any of us, and I think it is totally uncalled for to go where you went. I don;t think it was one bit funny.


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Hey Sage...people that try to sound smart are usually trying to hard..people with true intelligence really don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!


AnD aS a PaRtInG sHoT yOu SiMpLeToN, I aM nOt CoMpeLlEd To TrY ?tO? hArD, eSpEcIaLlY fOr ThE lIkEs Of YoU, mIsS nApPy-Do!


If It WeReN?t FoR nIt, YoU?d HaVe No WiT aT aLl!


AnD jUsT iN cAsE yOu?Ve MiStAkEn My DeRiSiOn As A sIgN oF aFfEcTiOn, LeT mE eNd ThIs WiTh A hEaRtFeLt, ?ShUt YoUr PiEhOlE, yOu CuNtRaG!?