A Catholic, a Polock and a Jew are at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter says, "You all have the opportunity to ask for something you've always wanted - and I will grant that wish!"
The Catholic goes up first and says, "I've always wanted one of those really expensive Bibles with the nice paper and the Indian leather etc. etc., but I could never afford one." "A wise choice!", said Saint Peter as he reached under the counter and handed the man the most beautiful Bible he'd ever seen. The Polish man then steps up and says, "I would like a million dollars!" Saint Peter says, "This is heaven - there is no need for money - there is no currency here, so can you think of something else?" The Polock scratches his head thinking and says, "No - I'll just take the million dollars please." Saint Peter rolls his eyes and goes to the back for a minute and comes out with a huge pile of cash. He hands it to the Polock and says, I think there's about a million here - this is all the cash I could find. I don't know what you plan to do with it, but good luck to you!" The Jewish man steps up, looks at Saint Peter and says, "I see you're handing out cash! I too will take the cash!" Saint Peter, looking frustrated now says to the Jew, "Look man, I already gave the Polock all the cash I could find, and besides, like I said before there is no need for money in Heaven so you will just have to think of something else!" The Jew ponders for a few seconds scratching his beard and says to Saint Peter, "I'll tell you what - give me ten dollars worth of cheap jewelry, and show me which way the Polock went!"
...of course - no offense to anyone!!
:canada1
The Catholic goes up first and says, "I've always wanted one of those really expensive Bibles with the nice paper and the Indian leather etc. etc., but I could never afford one." "A wise choice!", said Saint Peter as he reached under the counter and handed the man the most beautiful Bible he'd ever seen. The Polish man then steps up and says, "I would like a million dollars!" Saint Peter says, "This is heaven - there is no need for money - there is no currency here, so can you think of something else?" The Polock scratches his head thinking and says, "No - I'll just take the million dollars please." Saint Peter rolls his eyes and goes to the back for a minute and comes out with a huge pile of cash. He hands it to the Polock and says, I think there's about a million here - this is all the cash I could find. I don't know what you plan to do with it, but good luck to you!" The Jewish man steps up, looks at Saint Peter and says, "I see you're handing out cash! I too will take the cash!" Saint Peter, looking frustrated now says to the Jew, "Look man, I already gave the Polock all the cash I could find, and besides, like I said before there is no need for money in Heaven so you will just have to think of something else!" The Jew ponders for a few seconds scratching his beard and says to Saint Peter, "I'll tell you what - give me ten dollars worth of cheap jewelry, and show me which way the Polock went!"
...of course - no offense to anyone!!
:canada1