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KOD has obtained Favre's cell number and decides to call Favre and see what his side of the story is.

Ring ring............


Favre - Hello

KOD - Hey big man, its me KOD

Favre - what do you want KOD, I am at breakfast and I got to go to the film room in a few minutes.

KOD - This wont take long.
How do you feel about tonights game ?

Favre - I feel like I always do what are you talking about ?

KOD - Well I was wondering how it was going with Randy Moss being back for tonight. Have you had long to pass with him at all ?

Favre - I dont need to throw to him. I know him for what he is.

KOD - I heard that Moss intends to take every third play off because Minn traded him in his prime.

Favre - Well if he does that rat bastid will be out of here sooner than later.

KOD - I heard from a informed source that Moss said you looked well over 50 yrs old with that beard.

Favre - Well you can tell Moss his corn rows went out in the 60s' and his pea head hardly holds his helmet on his head.

KOD- Is this thing with the Jets reporter got you upset at all ?

Favre - I dont get upset. Just only when she is about to ruin my life, my marriage, my football career , and my paycheck.

KOD - So your pissed then ?

Favre - Hell yeh I am fuming. I just called my house and a man answered the phone. He said he was with a moving van company.

KOD - Do you think you will be able to get a 20 yd completion tonight ? its been tough lately

Favre - Dammit KOD , you are really pissing me off.

KOD - one more thing and I will let you go.

Was that a picture of your little dinky all over the internet ?

Favre - Click


THIS IS GREAT STUFF HERE:142smilie
 

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Favre apologizes to teammates for 'distraction'
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Last Updated: 4:16 PM, October 11, 2010

Posted: 11:28 AM, October 11, 2010

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre apologized to teammates for being a distraction after the NFL said it will investigate allegations that the 11-time Pro Bowler sent lewd photos and messages to former New York Jets employee Jenn Sterger, ESPN reported Monday.

Favre reportedly spoke to the team during a morning meeting in preparation for the Vikings? Monday Night Football game against the Jets.

A source familiar with the NFL?s review of the case told ESPN Monday that the league was aggressively investigating the allegations.:SIB

Deadspin.com, a sports news website, first published the racy photos and messages in a two-minute video montage Thursday.

The voicemails include a man?s voice attempting to proposition Sterger, a former Jets sideline reporter and Maxim model who now hosts "The Daily Line" on cable channel Versus.

Deadspin also posted purported MySpace messages from Favre to the 26-year-old Sterger, and alleged that Jets media relations manager Jared Winley facilitated contact between the two.

The New York Post reported Sunday that Favre allegedly tried the same seduction technique with a part-time masseuse working for the Jets during the team?s training camp.

The married massage therapist, who does not want to be identified, said she had been kneading one of the quarterback?s teammates when Favre, being rubbed down by one of her colleagues, shot her a glance. :0corn :scared

?He was looking at me like I was a hanging slab of meat,? the masseuse told The Post. :sadwave: :mad:

The woman confessed to her husband immediately about the unwanted flurry of attention but the star quarterback allegedly contacted her the next day -- the first in a seamy stream of phone calls, emails and texts from Favre, she claims. :0corn

A Jets source confirmed the two women were among 17 people hired to massage Jets players over two days of their 2008 training camp at Hofstra University. Their names were passed along to the NFL.

Favre risks being disciplined for personal conduct violations if the probe finds that he crossed any boundaries, ESPN reported
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If he is apologizing to his teamates before this game.

This shit is weighing heavy on his mind.

I smell money and it smells GREEN !
 

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Favre apologizing for being a distraction, that's kind of an oxymoron isn't it :mj07: This guy's been nothing but a distraction for years now.
 

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Favre apologizing for being a distraction, that's kind of an oxymoron isn't it :mj07: This guy's been nothing but a distraction for years now.
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Its one thing to be aplogizing from 900 miles away in Mississippi contemplating retirement

and apologizing in front of 60 teamates before they play the Jets who he played for in 2008

If you recall Favre also promised to bring a Super bowl to New York

That was until he went into the shitter losing 4 of 5 games at the end of the season.

You think Jets fans are going to forgive him for that ?

Favre aint Superman no more

It was sad watching him in that Saints playoff game. I think we see more of that tonight.
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On the other side of the ball we got Sanchez.

He will be inspired to play well against the QB whose roster spot he took over.
 

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From the winner of China's Got Talent


When you think that you cant accompish something in this life

Look at this guy
 
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I can vouch for KOD here, distractions like this affect the way you can perform


Tiger can not putt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is busy working on his swing when his putter has been his problem for the last 4 years.. Pussy has nothing to do with his fall..

Stats prove my point.... No arguing stats in golf...
 

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Tiger can not putt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is busy working on his swing when his putter has been his problem for the last 4 years.. Pussy has nothing to do with his fall..

Stats prove my point.... No arguing stats in golf...
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All I know its been much harder to put it in the
hole lately than it has for Favre
 

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The Jets have outscored opponents 17-0 in the first quarter this season.

The Jets are the only team that has yet to allow a first-quarter point.

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Well alot to say about last night thriller in New Jersey.

First of all when I tuned into the game and it was raining and lightning I was pissed. I never seem to come out well in this situation of unexpected rain before and during a game.

I dont cap the game with rain in mind, so when I see that I automatically think bad thoughts of pending doom.

To talk about the Vikes, I think that Favre was definately affected by all his distractions and he played like a ass clown for almost a full three quarters of football.

Fumbles, bad snaps, passes in the dirt . Favre had it all going for him. AP is a good back but I wouldnt put him on my fantasy team anytime soon. Its a wonder he didnt fumble a few times himself.

Moss had 4 catchs from 10 balls thrown to him and a lucky touchdown. As far as I am concerned Cromartie shut him down.

Then Favre wakes up unexpectedly in the second half and begins to find some targets.

And I have to throw in the Vikings coach is a moron.

Now for the Jets side of things and what a dissapointment in that team.

We are dealing with the 1-3 Vikings and the Jets cant score a touchdown in the red zone in 5 or 6 trys. The Jets were abslolutely horried on offense. They had some nice runs but their passing game is bad and I mean with a capital B. How the Jets are going to win in the playoffs is beyond me.

One thing that really pisses me off. There is like 5 min left in the game. Time needs to come off the clock. Everyone knows it. But the Jets coachs and players dont seem to know it. Tomlinson gets the ball and runs left. Instead of falling down he allows himself to be dragged out of bounds stopping the clock. Then on the next play the Butler wildcat guy takes a pass to the left. What does he do ?

He runs the fawk out of bounds stopping the clock again and the Jets have to kick. I swear if I was the coach I wouldnt tell these fawkers that if they stop the clock when I tell them not to from the sidelines I will fine the holy shit out of them until their eyes bleed.

I had a bad feeling about being able to win this wager. And if it wasnt for good old Favre throwing the pix 6 interception in the last two minutes I would have lost.

I wont be wagering on these two teams for awhile. The Jets were just not up to this game offensively. And the defense seemed to give up during the last two quarters.
 

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this should be a great parlay
JETS -5 tonite @ -110
and tomorrow's
Lee (Tx) vr Price (TB) taking price of course @ -115
will pay in the neighborhood of 2.5 to 1

hey it's parlay day... tuesday ... Jets have covered and TB will kick some texan ass...so let's cash another one:toast:
 
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