Post here sayings that make you LOL

[lostinamerica]

"I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong"

:0074

A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.


GL

 

[Skulnik]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." ?President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002


:142smilie

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

- He never gives up. He hit rock bottom and keeps right on digging.

- A few fries short of a happy meal.

- He has potential to have potential.

and my personal favorite to use when someone is late for something...

- better late than pregnant.

Marine
I remember several years ago when someone was contemplating marriage--

You asked why they were getting married and and they said "because I love her" you said grandfather told you wrong answer-
correct answer was "because she loved you."

Thought that was pretty impressive!:0074

 

[MadJack]

If the shoe fix.

 

[Morris]

If the shoe fix.

:142smilie

 

[sharky17]

There was an old guy at our golf club. He was a real good player in his day, but he wasn't exactly easy on himself, and age caught up to him.

If he played with us, he was always behind.

I'd ask, "You coming?"

His reply: "Nah, I'm just breathing heavy"

I loved that one. :0074

 

[OAKAS]

Have are some odd ones here that you boys have not heard of.

You got to be tugging on my tenderloin.

Nervous as Leon Spinks at a spelling bee.

Getting any stink on your hang down?

Better than a kick in the ass with a frozen moccasin.

 

[Woodson]

There was an old guy at our golf club. He was a real good player in his day, but he wasn't exactly easy on himself, and age caught up to him.

If he played with us, he was always behind.

I'd ask, "You coming?"

His reply: "Nah, I'm just breathing heavy"

I loved that one. :0074

:mj07:

 

[BigGaycapper]

"So what if im gay, you're ugly"

 

[Betone]

Damn .........she has a nice turd cutter on her :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

 

[Betone]

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

:mj07:

 

[OAKAS]

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

Good one Jack. I forgot about that one.:toast:

 

[MadJack]

Anybody that would fuck that should have their tongue cut out :SIB

 

[INEEDMONEY]

"Sure as a pigs pussy is pork!"

 

[freelancc]

kurby kurby kurby ........kurby

 

[MadJack]

kurby kurby kurby ........kurby

:shrug:

 

[freelancc]

:shrug:

no comment...:0008

 

[Betone]

no comment...:0008

Goes any further south, there will be a pole attached:scared

 

[hedgehog]

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.


GL

:0corn speaking of, I am going to get my clubs re-gripped tomorrow...