Post here sayings that make you LOL
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"I'd have to put a flag over her face and do it for my country"
"She was so tight, it was like fugging a book"
"She was so tight, it was like fugging a book"
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My old man had some good ones:
When talking about someone thats not too bright he'd always say "that fella is a couple cans short of a six-pack"
When talking about women, he'd say, "son... just remember that if it wasn't for that thing they got between their legs, we wouldn't even like em"
When talking about someone thats not too bright he'd always say "that fella is a couple cans short of a six-pack"
When talking about women, he'd say, "son... just remember that if it wasn't for that thing they got between their legs, we wouldn't even like em"
A couple from my dad...
30 cents short of a quarter
When someone would say something that didnt make sense, he would say "His tongue got in the way of his eye teeth and he couldnt see what he was saying."......that one still makes me laugh.
30 cents short of a quarter
When someone would say something that didnt make sense, he would say "His tongue got in the way of his eye teeth and he couldnt see what he was saying."......that one still makes me laugh.
A bunch of 'em like this one:
a few ants short of a picnic
Elevator doesn't reach the top floor
About as bright as a burned out light bulb
The lights are on, but there is no one at home
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
As sharp as a bowling ball
a couple along the same lines....
even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while
even a broken clock is right twice a day
even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while
even a broken clock is right twice a day
Oh and my grandma put a twist on an old saying and warned me
'Absence makes the heart grow fonder......... for someone else' :scared
'Absence makes the heart grow fonder......... for someone else' :scared
some my dad used on me growin up:
you aint the sharpest knife in the drawer
you aint the brightest bulb in the pack
and the best:
best part of you ran down your mamas leg:scared
you aint the sharpest knife in the drawer
you aint the brightest bulb in the pack
and the best:
best part of you ran down your mamas leg:scared
Been to 2 county fairs and seen a monkey kick a football, but I ain't never seen nothing like this.
"If your going to be dumb you better be tough"
"You aint shit in a gnats ass"
so scared "you couldnt squeeze a greeze BB up your butt"
"I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong"
"You aint shit in a gnats ass"
so scared "you couldnt squeeze a greeze BB up your butt"
"I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong"
- He never gives up. He hit rock bottom and keeps right on digging.
- A few fries short of a happy meal.
- He has potential to have potential.
and my personal favorite to use when someone is late for something...
- better late than pregnant.
- A few fries short of a happy meal.
- He has potential to have potential.
and my personal favorite to use when someone is late for something...
- better late than pregnant.
Dont let your alligator mouth over load your hummingbird ass..........................CHUBBABUNGA !
